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Madara is on an undercover mission when Tobirama unexpectedly shows up. He thinks he handles it very well, all things considered.
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- Part 2 of Six Months Late, Without Starbucks
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Madara doesn’t need advice on how to get rid of a dead body and he would thank Tobirama to stop trying to provide any. Well, no. He would never thank Tobirama.
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- Part 1 of Six Months Late, Without Starbucks
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Exactly what it says on the lid.
Alternate title: A Moving Story about Two Boys and Their Dicks
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He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.
Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.
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It’s hard to explain but ok. Say crackfic is a silly little premise used to build a funny little sculpture that falls down in a gust of wind and that’s why we like it. Say crack treated seriously is a silly little premise used to build a shockingly robust and detailed building and that’s why we like it.
This fic is a silly little premise from which sprouts a twisting whimsical Seussian structure that’s half architecture half topiary half cultural artifact that defies gravity and description and yet nonetheless is sturdy enough to support an entire circus plus audience without wavering. And that’s why I like it.
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Eleven year old Harry didn't know how he knew--he didn't even know what it was he knew--but as he stood in Olivander's shop with Hagrid, he vowed that he would never tell a soul about the two words written on his wrist.
Avada Kedavra.
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a story of souls told in three parts.
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Harry steals from the wrong people and finds himself left for dead with a bullet in his skull.
Except he doesn't die.
And now, he has an infamous criminal organization called the Death Eaters hot on his tail, determined to correct that mistake. Even worse, the group is led by a deranged kingpin named Voldemort, who seems to think trying to kill Harry is the best fun he's had in years.
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a boy so pretty (such a pity) by asterismal (asterisms)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2019
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“Riddle,” he greets carefully. His gaze flicks over to the Slytherin table, but none of them are paying any attention. Which is... worrying, actually. He looks back to Riddle, who’s still looming over him. “What can I do for you?”
“Potter,” Riddle says, and he actually sounds… nice. This is growing more suspicious by the second. “May I escort you to class?”
Ron snorts, not even attempting to disguise the sound.
“You’re joking, right?” he asks, leaning forward to glare up at the other boy, “Fuck off, Riddle. Harry doesn’t need an escort from you.”
Harry watches Riddle’s face carefully. His expression sours, but only for a moment before it’s smooth again. He smiles, and if Harry didn't know better, he might call it charming.
Well. Okay. He really does know better.
But it’s still charming.
Featuring attempted manipulation, Tom Riddle experiencing positive emotions for quite possibly the first time ever, and absolutely no angst whatsoever
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Ron is looking a bit green, and even Hermione doesn't seem happy with him, so Harry takes pity on them. “Look, guys, I appreciate the concern, but I really don’t need it.”
“So you admit that he’s an awful person and you’re going to stay away?” Ron asks hopefully.
“No,” Harry says. “I admit that he’s an awful person, and also I’m going to climb him like a tree.”
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Harry is dealing with his breakup very graciously, thank you very much. No, he isn't eating ice-cream alone while watching sad rom-coms, Hermione! So when his ex invites him to his wedding, he answers with all the elegance and poise of his station. That is: by chosing to crash the wedding, and invite as his plus-one the only person his ex hates more than him - the Dark Lord Voldemort. What could go wrong, am I right?
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