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    A collection of stories (both canon to our main fic and not) featuring Peter Parker experiencing life in Gotham, with Jason Todd acting as his parental figure.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Peter felt the pain of his body trying to knit itself together even as it was torn apart. His spidey-sense screaming at him of the danger, danger that he couldn't escape. He begged anyway, begged Mr. Stark to save him. He knew it wasn't fair on the man... he did it anyway. Holding back tears, Peter apologized to his mentor as he fades away into dust.

    Green, a bright fluorescent Green fills his vision, he's drowning in it. Drowning. He can't breathe, the green fills his nostrils, his mouth, his lungs. Until he isn't, he's not drowning and he breathes in desperately, coughing out the green liquid as he greedily gasps for air.

    There's no one to tell Peter he's okay, not the warming presence of his Aunt, the scent of cinnamon to fill his nostrils, nor the motor oil he'd become so familiar with from his mentor. He was well and truly alone in this cold, dark world.

    Would he find a way home? Or would he have to create a new one in the unfamiliar world?

    (I've set this work as Mature for the heavy mentions and depictions of self-harm and suicidal thoughts)

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    21 Feb 2026

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    WIP. Really good.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Just before the battle with Thanos, Dr Strange pulls together enough power to send one person to a different dimension. A chance for that person to be safe from the destruction that Thanos was about to wrought on Earth. The group about to fight agreed that Peter Parker, for sheer virtual of being the only person not an adult there, would get the dubious honor.

    Which is how Peter finds himself waking up in Gotham City, a place even crueler and darker than New York City. Peter has to try to find a way to fit into this new universe at just sixteen years old.

    "I am still just your butler, and I cannot simply tell you that you will be adopting a new son. But I truly am not getting younger. You have seven children now, even if you haven’t adopted all of them legally. There is much more work than when it was just you and I. There is perhaps too much work for just myself, and then providence dropped a starving young man into my pathway for me to mold into a new generation of caretaker,” Alfred tried to explain himself.

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    Alfred finds himself doing the adopting instead of Bruce, this time of a spider. Can Spider-Man become a first rate butler and keep his secret identity?

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    21 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    When the members of the Batfamily needed someone most, Peter stepped in.

    Or after Peter dies on Titan he comes back as a ghost and attaches himself to the first person he ever met, then silently promises to protect their family too.

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    18 Feb 2026