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    Charles keeps waking up in places he has no memory of going to, with no idea of how long he's been gone or what he's done, and no good answers for Edwin when he makes it back to the office. Meanwhile, they've picked up a case - faceless ghosts are causing trouble in all sorts of places.

    Or, five times Charles disappears and turns back up on his own, plus one time Edwin goes and finds him first.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    As usual summer before third year is really hard…

    After an unfortunate incident with Aunt Marge, Harry finds himself staying with Snape and his live-in boyfriend of 12 years.

    Only, Snape is just as awful as ever and his boyfriend is really cool and nice and makes Harry feel important… but as time goes on, it’s clear that all is not as it seems. Because Snape is actually… well, he’s not a decent guy, but he does care about protecting children from abuse, apparently.

    But his boyfriend… It turns out that not all guys who seem good end up being good in the end. As he watches his professor’s relationship dissolve he can’t help feeling like an awful person for being an active participant in it.

    It never once crosses his mind that Harry was being groomed and abused in a grossly different way than he was used to.

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    Not only do old secrets get revealed, but Professor Snape’s boyfriend takes advantage of Harry while he’s staying there for the summer leading to shifts in perspective and possibly… healing?

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Peaches Ain't Pretty is a coming of age story focused on Harley Keener and his sister, Abbie. A Peach Like You is the sequel focusing on Peter Parker after meeting Harley and chronicling his messy messy life as Spider-Man and the struggles of starting a relationship. There's also a big bad but we'll get to that.

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    06 Sep 2025

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    Peter Parker never considered himself special. Maybe, yeah, having radioactive blood and spider-like abilities makes him different and his vigilante career is out of the norm and fine, yeah, he's on the autism spectrum. Call that "special" if you want. But under all that, he's a regular college student juggling three jobs, an internship, a sad mockery of a social life, and saving the city day and night. The usual stuff.

    So when he somehow catches the eye of a casually gorgeous country boy with an accent that could turn even Aunt May's brick-hard mashed potatoes to mush, he's only thrown for a minute before he writes it off as a fluke. What could a guy like that see in a guy like him anyway?

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    06 Sep 2025

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    “I… am not being challenged in the right ways here,” Harley says slowly, carefully. He’s not really lying, this way. He is being fucking challenged, alright, but not by school. Not by the things that should challenge him.

    “Then move here,” Tony says, and Harley’s heart drops straight into his feet.

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    05 Sep 2025