Alien_Humanologist
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Billions of Cherubs Chewed Your Insides by Alien_Humanologist
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
17 Jan 2026
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Continuation of Write to Me and Escape.
John's Lost Weekend happens with Paul in 1973.
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Paul was laying on his side, hands folded under his cheek. His back facing John. While he laid flat on his back, staring at the ceiling.If someone decided to wake them up early, it would be very compromising. But that would be a later problem for them. He's too tired to think about it too much. Paul sighed, and flipped to the other side, facing him. He was bluntly staring and breathing quietly.
“What?” John whispered. Paul had an unreadable expression on his face. John turned to his side to face him too. The moonlight drifting in from the window hid the color of Paul's eyes. They were hazel. People tried to pin it down to one or another. Brown or green, but they were hazel. Always shifting from the sun's rays. In the absence of the sun, his eyes were brown. Dark brown, almost black. Glinting with white spots from the moon's shine. He could still see a small shine of green and felt satisfied knowing what should be so clear.
He knows what he wants to say. Hazel eyes gave it away easily.
I love you.
...OR: the one where John runs away with Paul to California circa 1973
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- Part 2 of Write To Me And Escape
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Write to Me and Escape by Alien_Humanologist
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), Escape (The Piña Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes (Song)
18 Aug 2025
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Summer of 1973. An ad is posted in John's local tabloid. Misunderstandings ensue. Paul has plotted a plan to get him back. They cut through all that red tape.
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- Part 1 of Write To Me And Escape
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Stanman fic I felt compelled to write since stan is one of the only guys cartman doesn't talk a lot of shit about. They bond over issues. They talk shit.
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Write To Me And Escape by Alien_Humanologist
Fandom Escape (The Piña Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes (Song), The Beatles (Band)
17 Jan 2026
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Will wakes up to find Mike Wheeler sleeping on his floor, only four years younger. Now it’s up to the Party to get him back to his own timeline.
Title from the song Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
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- Part 1 of landslide
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Bookmarked by Alien_Humanologist
21 Feb 2026
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There’s something wrong with Tommy. Dream will help him figure out what.
Or: Dream starts testing the revive book on Tommy in exile.
Apparently Apollo has cursed me.
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- Part 1 of The Dead Don't Dream Universe
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Bookmarked by Alien_Humanologist
06 Jan 2022
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Fresh out of mental hospital, Tweek Tweak just wants to keep his head down and blend in. Only problem is, there's a very persistent ghost trying to get his attention...
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- Part 1 of GFB
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Bookmarked by Alien_Humanologist
17 Sep 2024
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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Bookmarked by Alien_Humanologist
23 Dec 2025
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answers you seek will never be found at home by miwiheroes
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Jan 2026
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Will’s not supposed to be hiding in corners, forcing a fake smile when Mike asks him if he’s okay. He’s not supposed to brush off insults like they're jokes. He’s not supposed to vanish for six hours during a school day, leaving Mike feeling like he’s slipping away all over again.
Whoever said that beating Vecna’s going to fix Hawkins’ problems, Will’s problems, Mike’s problems—they deserve an earful. They deserve to feel this weird, hollow dissatisfaction chewing away at their chests.
aka mike begs will to escape their small town after too many run-ins with homophobic small-town bs. he knows will's meant to find himself elsewhere, but he never expects to find an answer to the age-old question of his own fate. prom, gay bars, sleazy hotels, train stations, two lesbians and their not-so-legal marriage - they aren't the traditional sources of wisdom, but he can't complain.
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Bookmarked by Alien_Humanologist
03 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Oh my god. If this fic was any song it would be God Only Knows. The full color wheel of emotions was felt in this fic. If you have ever been repressed and closeted for as long as I have, then this fic will hit HARD. i'm talking about bawling your eyes out and feeling so warm and complete by the end. Something in me has been fulfilled by this story.