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Apple White is oblivious and Darling Charming is confused. After the Evil Queens defeat, everything seems to go back to normal...well, mostly everything. No one understands what's happened between the beautiful new-to-be-couple, but they know something happened. They just can't figure it out. Watch as suddenly the world of Ever After High crumples into the deceitful lies it truly is.
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intoxicated (through the screen) by girl_who_writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2025
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After half of Harry's items in a game are blown up, she's forced to seek out other players to trade for her much needed dark oak wood.
And she just happens to trade with none other than Draco Malfoy. After some bantering with mildly homoerotic undertones, Harry takes a leap and tauntingly friends the other girl on Discord. It isn't long before they're goading each other with photos and voice messages of themselves.
What could go wrong?
Or,
Draco touches herself to Harry degrading her online.
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14 Dec 2025
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Harry learns to embroider. The world changes.
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23 Dec 2024
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Haley notices the new farmer.
Haley notices herself noticing the new farmer.
Haley notices the new farmer noticing her.
(AKA, Haley is the queen of the castle, and she shouldn't feel this way for a dirty rascal. And yet. A love story in four parts.)
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- Part 1 of in the valley
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23 Dec 2024
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Eighth year femslash drarry but it's utter filth.
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Malfoy may be a terrible seeker but she's so good with her hands.
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09 Nov 2024
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penny for your thoughts (i know what you want) by phagus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2023
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Potter shrugs, merely smiling at the slander and the rancid tone of Draco’s voice. “You start to lose variety when you’re over a D cup. I’m sure you don’t find yourself in that kind of trouble though.”
Draco bristles at the easy insult. So fucking what if Draco barely even fills an A cup? What’s it to Potter? Her body must’ve worked too hard to give her breasts all the mass in the world, she’s now lacking in the brain department with how severely perverted and sick in the head she is that she can’t even see women’s bodies for what they are anymore. This raging misogynist. Draco bets Potter would insult any breast size below a C cup, eyes and breasts looking down on everyone else. Stupid fucking Potter. What a travesty it is for the Wizarding World to be putting such a revolting and depraved woman on a pedestal.
“I’d advise you not to be so self-satisfied when the only substantive thing you have on your body are your,” Draco swallows harshly, "breasts.”
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26 Dec 2023