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“Is the Barton body count category still a thing?”
Maria Hill observes the SHIELD betting pool in action.
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Barton gets straight to the point, elbows blazing.
“You’re sending us to chase fucking unicorns?”
“The Loch Ness monster, actually.” Natasha takes her eyes off the file. “At least they’re not sending us after the Sasquatch? I hear Canada is still full of snow this time of year.”
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Moments by AlphaFlyer
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Black Widow (Comics)
31 Oct 2025
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A collection of unconnected short fics and ficlets, written for friends or from prompts, to while away endless flights, or to avoid doing soul-sucking things like taxes. Includes everything from mini-drama and humour, to Agents of SHIELD crossovers and A/Us. Ratings vary (mostly T, one M).
Latest chapter: "Came Back Wrong". Bruce builds a machine to bring back the departed.
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Tagged by AlphaFlyer for Ultra
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Aug 2025
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“Emm, JARVIS?”
“Yes, Agent Barton?”
“Can you tell me what ‘RPF’ stands for?”Clint makes a disturbing discovery on the computer.
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Assassin's Honour by AlphaFlyer for kiss_me_cassie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (TV 2021)
25 Feb 2025
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"Alright, babe,” Clint says, using his most reassuring voice. “I know I’m not what you were looking for, but I’m here and Nat is in Central Asia, eating plov and shooting inconvenient warlords. Maybe I can help. I promise won’t screw with you - assassin's honour."
Clint helps Yelena sort out her love life.
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Operation: Incoming by AlphaFlyer for scaarletwiitch
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
15 Dec 2024
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Natasha puts the phone down with a deep sigh and turns to Clint, with a look that’s a mix of apology and abject terror.
“Incoming! Alexei and Melina are coming to New York and want to spend Christmas with us. They’re arriving tomorrow.”
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Two To Tango (Or Kate Bishop’s Guide to Helping Your Mentor Realize He’s In Love with his Partner) by AlphaFlyer for gsparkle
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics), Hawkeye (TV 2021)
10 Dec 2024
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“These two are such idiots. Why don’t they just admit that they are crazy about each other?”
Kate and Yelena see a problem and set out to fix it.
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In Our Professional Opinion by AlphaFlyer for JRBarton
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Sep 2024
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“Let’s play a game," Clint says. "What, in our professional opinion, makes a decent safe house? Because SHIELD could sure use some pointers.”
Hawkeye and Black Widow level out, in SHIELD-provided splendour.
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Teatime at Tiffany's by AlphaFlyer
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies)
15 Jul 2024
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"This is one of the most powerful objects in the universe and I am not letting you use it to buy your girlfriend a box of chocolates or some lingerie, Barton."
Clint forgets Nat's birthday and goes to Dr. Strange for help.
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Quis Custodiet by AlphaFlyer for inkvoices, Iriel3000
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Mar 2024
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The trials, tribulations, and occasional benefits of having gods, monsters, super soldiers, and master spies infiltrate your work place.
(A 5+1, but the title would have been WAY too long.)
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Retreat by AlphaFlyer for endlesstwanted
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
15 Dec 2023
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Avenging takes its toll. Everybody is tuckered out and cranky; all Clint and Natasha want is a hot tub. Thor has a better answer: A field trip to Asgard.
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Same Time, Next Hit - or, Four Times Clint & Natasha Met (and One Time They Made It Stick) by AlphaFlyer for kiss_me_cassie, inkvoices, gsparkle
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Sep 2023
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International Master Assassins are bound to run into each other in the line of work. (Hit and miss, so to speak.) Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff are no exception. A different take on the "different call".
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The Rub by AlphaFlyer for sgteam14283
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
28 Aug 2023
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"What’s it gonna be, lady? You gonna ask for something? Money? Jewelry? A better love life?”
When Astronaut Natasha Romanov rubs a not-so-antique lamp, her life takes an interesting trajectory.
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Five Times SHIELD Refused To Provide Extraction - And One Time Clint And Natasha Declined by AlphaFlyer for inkvoices, firlalaith
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
27 Feb 2023
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Barton and Romanov never have an extraction plan.
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Comfort and Joy by AlphaFlyer for gsparkle
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Dec 2022
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Bruce’s eyes wander over the lab with its monitors and screens, vials and miscellaneous machinery, all partially dusted in flour; the coiled rope and grappling arrow by the surgically cut glass of the window; and past the incubator, which is now at 275 degrees and rising.
“I don’t know,” he says to Clint. “What part of this says home-made cookies to you, exactly?”
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We Don't Talk About Barney by AlphaFlyer for kiss_me_cassie
Fandoms: Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Black Widow (Movie 2021), Hawkeye (TV 2021)
26 Sep 2022
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Clint turns to Yelena with a hopeful look in his eyes.
“You wanted to kill a Barton, yes? Well, here’s your chance.”
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Still Good by AlphaFlyer for MillyWidow
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Hawkeye (Comics)
20 Apr 2022
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“I am here to kill Clint Barton," Yelena says. "But after what you told me in Budapest...about all that time you said you spent in the subway with him...I thought I would check with you first.”
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Highest Bidder by AlphaFlyer for inkvoices
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Mar 2022
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“Valentine’s Day is a conspiracy of florists and the chocolate-industrial complex,” Clint declares. “A capitalist Ponzi scheme, designed to suck ’em in as early as kindergarten.”
Natasha shakes her head. Such a lack of vision…
“Yes,” she says, “love is for children. But think of the opportunities for emotional manipulation.”
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Winter Wonderland by AlphaFlyer for michuniverse
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Dec 2021
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“JARVIS?” Tony says with a glint in his eye. “I need you do something for me.”
He turns to the room at large, lifting his glass of whiskey in salute.
“Let’s see what kind of shape our favourite assassins are really in.”
Tony turns a routine SHIELD assignment for Clint and Natasha at the Sochi Olympics into something else altogether.
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All in the Family by AlphaFlyer
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Widow (Movie 2021)
31 Aug 2021
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Hawkeye meets the Red Guardian. Alexei is not impressed.