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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Grace seemingly wasn’t done, though. She was silent for a few more seconds, before clearing her throat and speaking again. “What’s it like?”

    Steph blinked. “What’s what like?”

    “Being in love.”

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    Or, Grace helps Steph bake brownies for Pete.

    Laustki Week Day #1: Sugar.

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    30 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Steph wakes up lying in bed with her boyfriend. They’re calm. And comfortable.

    And then Pete bolts up from bed and races Steph back to his house with a maniacal grin, telling Steph just to trust him.

    She does, and it is so, so worth it.

    -or-

    Pete wins a bet (with the unknowing help of Steph) and gets to humiliate his older brother.

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    30 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Ruth and Richie find themselves as ghosts after being killed by Maxwell Jägerman. Unfortunately, their plans to spend the afterlife vicariously bootlegging anime and spying on hot people in locker rooms are shattered when they find out grace is STILL fucking around with forces of evil for some goddamn reason. Now they have to figure out a way to alert the lovebirds (Pete and Steph) of her nefarious anti-intercourse activities before she starts an apocalypse or something!

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    18 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    Ted Spankoffski is a total upgrade; if you're going from Scumbag to Sleazeball.
    But even sleazeball's have their soft spots.

    In which Ted misses his dorky little brother during the apocalypse.

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    19 Jan 2024

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    Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.

    Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.

    And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?

    (Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

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    19 Jan 2024