Angelus_Custos
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"Right after Soap gets back for the pause in between assignments, he holes up in his room to shut off for two or three days straight -spent sleeping and probably wanking, the horny fucker- leaving only to use the loo or get food he ordered. And after that, he returns to a normal human routine again."
Or: Gaz tries to get Soap out of his man cave.
Soap had caveman business to attend to. -
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"Signaling a countdown, one of his men breached the door, and they filed in, the cabin was small and every inch of it was scrutinized for threats within seconds, the half dozen of soldiers all ended up with their lasers on the lone figure sitting on a chair, facing the door with his feet on the table, a book in his hands and his eyes scanning the words.
The man didn’t even spare a glance at them or feign surprise. He roughly dropped the book on the table, looking more pointedly down to his chests with numerous red dots, with a pointer finger up to scratch it as if he could touch it. A furrow to his brows only for a second before it changed into a small grin that also lasted a second before changing to a relaxed, neutral face, and slowly held his hands up in a harmless motion, while lazily gazing up, tilting his head like a puppy to stare straight into Dmitri’s soul.
He swore he saw some gold on those deep blue eyes, or maybe it was the trick of the fire, he didn’t want to look away, for some reason, a chill ran down his spine and had nothing to do with the cold outside."
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God... it would be so good to tell him all about this fever dream and the absurdity of it.
But no, this is real.
This is the real, living and breathing world. The weight of the coffin he just dropped, still dents his shoulder and grounds him in this reality, he has to accept the facts laid in front of him.
John "Soap" Mactavish is dead.
And he is a national hero.
And Elizabeth II, the queen of fucking England is attending his funeral.
Which is being broadcasted worldwide.
And Johnny hates the fucking Queen
Fucking hell. How did we get here?
Or...
Soap blows himself up sky-high and the whole world watches
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get in loser by rafo13
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
27 Oct 2025
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Regina George meets the only boy dumb enough to talk back to her.
It’s not a love story. It’s barely even a story. It’s just what happens when the Queen Bee looks at the class clown and doesn’t look away fast enough.
Bookmarked by Angelus_Custos
03 Jan 2026
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The DILF Book Club by SisyphusRising
Fandoms: Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
30 Jul 2022
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Charlie Swan is an average man.
He's an average man in an average town, maintaining an average, comfortable life for himself and his teenage daughter.
That being said, Charlie doesn't understand why a young gorgeous doctor keeps asking him out for coffee.
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28 Nov 2025
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“It’s just that, when whatever happened, happened, it’s like my senses have been dialed to eleven. There’s – there’s way too much input, so they just kind of help me focus.”
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Johnny Storm, impossibly, helps Peter focus.
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30 Oct 2025
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all of these thousand miles by hippolytas
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel 616
22 Nov 2016
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One year after the Fantastic Four have disappeared: where are they now?
No one really has a clue, and Johnny seems to be the only one still searching for answers. When the universe (or someone with control over it) starts sending him signals, Johnny decides that it's time to go looking. Peter's just coming along to make sure he survives the experience. It all goes about as well as can be expected.
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30 Oct 2025
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Dark Horizons by beforethemoon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Aug 2021
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“You—you’re the Spider-Man.”
From beneath the mask, a slow smile crept across Peter’s face. Gregory Smith—an ordinary name for a man who wasn’t so ordinary—writhed in his grip. It was so easy to subdue the man; with his superstrength, Peter just had to apply the slightest pressure on good ol’ Greg’s neck and the man was blissfully silent. He liked hearing that line, though: you’re the Spider-Man. The Webslinger. Or, if you were J. Jonah Jameson, the Wall-Crawling Menace.
So many names, but all were said with the tinge of fear that Peter was addicted to. They always managed to choke out the words, and he always made sure those were their last.
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30 Oct 2025