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siu yeh at the end of a century by scripted_delusion for AnonFandomBandit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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Agatha Harkness doesn’t do feelings. She does manipulation, survival, and dominance. A century together should make everything easy, but for Agatha, it only makes the truth harder to avoid and harder to pretend. For the anniversary of their handfasting, Agatha makes a reckless decision: to finally show Rio what she’s been guarding all this time. What follows is not a grand declaration, but something quieter and far more terrifying—a night about trust, safety, and learning that even after a century, love can still ask something new of you, and two bound souls can still give each other new experiences.
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12 Jan 2026
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does it feel like everything’s just like second best after that meteor strike? by saturnreturn for AnonFandomBandit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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She’d spent her nights having to fraternize and pretend like she didn’t know at least half the people here thought her stupider and less of a person for having a vagina, and Agatha found it to be more frustrating than worthwhile at times. At least with a glass of wine running through her veins she’d been able to smile as she bit back.
A man so old Agatha is surprised he can still cognitively form words asking her if she’d like him to buy her a drink? “No, thank you, I’m sure you need the money more than I do.”
Some hotshot 20-something young about to be her son tells her she looks stunning in her maroon suit? “Have you called your mother yet? It’s getting late.”
Sometimes, very rarely, the men are somewhat nice about it. Complimenting her eyes or some stupid shit like that. Agatha would flash the lesbian pin on her conference lanyard. “Sorry, very happily taken.”
She tried not to think too hard about the fact that when she gave that answer, a honey-soft brown stare flashed in the back of her mind’s eye.
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AKA, Agatha’s time in California. Takes place in AnonFandomBandit’s “my safeword is safeword”.
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11 Jan 2026
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for you, i would cross the line by quinnking
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Dec 2025
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Rio thinks she found the perfect submissive for her. The only problem? She claims to be a dominant.
or: Agatha is a submissive masquerading as a dominant, and Rio sees right through her.
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01 Jan 2026
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you have no room in your dreams for regrets by saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
12 Dec 2025
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“I deserve to see him,” Rio told her. She stood on the small, dirt porch of the cottage. Agatha was close, leaning against the frame of the front door. It was the closest the two had been physically since Agatha had been pregnant. “I have never even felt the soft skin of his hand. I have never seen his smile up close.”
“What if the instant you brush his fingers, he collapses because of your magic?” Agatha crossed her arms protectively. “As his mother, I have to think of his safety.”
Rio’s dam of a throat broke as her next words were choked. “And what am I?”
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Five instances of Rio seeing and thinking of Nicky, plus one bonus.
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12 Dec 2025
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“There’s a structure to this show, Agatha.”
“People don’t want structure, they want to be interested enough that they stop watching someone play subway surfers in the background.”
“There’s interesting stuff planned!”
“My stuff is betterrrrrrr.” She sing-songed, twisting her chair back and forth.
“Doing that is gonna fuck up the audio.”
Agatha halted, getting dangerously close to the mic and batting her eyelashes. “Please forgive me gentle listener, Rio is a hardass who apparently doesn’t suffer from ADHD.”
“I will buy you a bucket of fidget spinners if you sit still.” Rio rubbed their temples.
“I’m not a middle school boy.” She put her elbows on the table, placing her chin in her hands. “And I can think of something better to keep my fingers occupied with,” She fucking winked again. “Thoughts?”
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Rio's podcast is beginning to fail. Views are plummeting, sponsors are sparse. Enter: new co-host Agatha who gets on their nerves and saves their show all in one fell swoop.
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07 Dec 2025
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"That body is as much yours as it has ever been mine. More, maybe."
Agatha blinks. "That would mean something to me if you weren’t a massive freak of nature, honey."or: the one where Rio is Bigfoot
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03 Dec 2025
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where art thou, why not uponeth me? by saturnreturn for midwestprincess_01
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
22 Nov 2025
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Dr. Vidal takes the wand and slowly slips it inside of her. It goes in seamlessly. Agatha’s neck feels tense, and she tries to lean her head back to loosen things up.
“Are you sure you’re okay?” Dr. Vidal looks up at Agatha with big baby brown eyes. “If you’re anxious, we can stop, or I can give you a pheromone patch—”
“I’m perfectly fine,” Agatha snaps, and then she blurts out, “I’m not nervous!”
Dr. Vidal just blinks at her owlishly, and Agatha presses her lips together. Fuck. What if the doctor connects the dots? Agatha isn’t nervous, just embarrassed. It isn’t her fault she encompasses a physical body and, by objective accounts, Dr. Vidal is attractive.
And smells good.
Whatever.
“Okay,” Dr. Vidal says softly. “My apologies.”
_____OR, Agatha finds herself in a predicament: she's pregnant, single, and in her forties, and the only gynecologist that is qualified to help her is alpha Dr. Rio Vidal.
Written for Agatha All Along Week, day 7: breeding ;-)
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22 Nov 2025
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“So you’re fucking suing me? My company? Where the hell do you get off?” Agatha spits, her voice raising.
Rio’s expression doesn’t change. “I’m not the one suing you. The organization is.”
“You lead the organization,” Agatha fires back, standing up out of her chair to lean in closer, palms flat on her desk. “Drop the bureaucratic bullshit.”
Rio arches a brow. “It’s not personal.”
“Oh, please- everything with you is personal.”OR
Agatha is forced into volunteering for Rio’s climate change organization to avoid a lawsuit... but will their past get in the way?
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20 Nov 2025
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An Agathario AU where Agatha (a theatre owner) and Rio (an aspiring actress) fall in love, but what happens when tragedy strikes Agatha's life & both women end up in Italy together after a year apart.
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20 Oct 2025
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“Did this girl tell you anything else?”
Rio hummed. “She said it hopped around a lot.”
Oh! Agatha laughed. “A frog?”
Rio’s brow furrowed. “A what?”
Another self-indulgent chuckle escaped Agatha's shameless mouth before she could stop herself. “Rio, you are quite literally as old as the Earth itself, and you’ve never heard of a frog?”
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Agatha has been teaching Rio about the intricacies of humanity when there’s a mix-up on what is mythical and what isn’t. Because of this, Rio gets a special surprise.- Language:
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05 Oct 2025
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Rio breaks into Wanda's curse before it becomes true crime, with the full intention of poking the bear. Gently. Because she's too curious and she may never get this kind of opportunity again. Canon divergence prior to episode one, and a slow burn fix-it.
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21 Sep 2025
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“If we’re doing this together,” Rio continued, “you have to trust me at least.”
“Well, if I ever do choose to trust, it’s thoroughly earned.” Agatha gave Rio a once-over and Rio hated that, at a certain level, she enjoyed the gaze.
“Can I earn it by ‘knowing my shit,’ as you so delicately put it?” Rio inquired.
“Maybe.”OR
Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal are both getting their master’s degrees in conducting at Westview University’s music school. Agatha’s reputation as a condescending hardass has kept Rio far away. When the two are forced to collaborate, tensions (of all kinds…) arise, and they both meet their match.
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09 Sep 2025
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When Agatha receives a text from a stranger in the middle of the night, she never expects a wrong number to turn into the most complicated love story of her life.
Or: The wrong number AU
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06 Sep 2025
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you're my touchstone by quinnking
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Sep 2025
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Special Agent Vidal gets assigned to work with the elusive and antisocial Agent Harkness in the X-Files unit, to keep an eye on her and to report back to Director Fury with her findings.
or: The self-indulgent X Files AU nobody asked for.
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04 Sep 2025
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Agatha is twenty years old and thirty-three weeks pregnant when her boyfriend abandons her at the Westview Walmart. But with Agatha’s wits and the help of a few locals, Westview might just turn out to be where she was meant to be all along.
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03 Sep 2025
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01 Sep 2025
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Agatha gently shook her head, giving up. “She’ll be here in an hour. But you have to promise me to behave yourself.”
“What do you think I’ll do?”
“Hit her?” Agatha almost grinned, “Mark your territory and intimidate her?”
“It’s my wife and kid we’re talking about–”
“Ex.”
“What?”
Agatha narrowed her eyes, a certain pain lingering behind the aqua. “Ex wife, Rio. I’m your ex wife, you're my ex wife.”
“I said that.”
“No,” She blew out a tired breath. “You didn’t.”
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Agathario have been divorced for 3yrs and Rio has never fully accepted it, until Agatha gets serious about someone else. Rio has to move and acknowledge that they're out of time and the best days are behind them...or does she?
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- Part 1 of Numbers From Heaven
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01 Sep 2025
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All things considered, Agatha’s sex life had been pretty bleak since her last real relationship turned sour.
Which is how she found herself creating a new AOL account. And joining a local bdsm chat room. And writing very explicit directions in her away message.
AIM AWAY MESSAGE: Dyke seeking EXPERIENCED shibari play partner. If you’re strapping and know how to tie, introduce yourself for a compatibility quiz.
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Late 90s strangers-to-lovers fic where Agatha meets Rio at a dive bar after connecting in an AOL chat room.
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- Part 1 of Shatter Your Illusions Universe
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31 Aug 2025
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Rules for Co-Parenting With Your Witch of an Ex by paperairplanesopenwindows
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Aug 2025
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Rio had begun to type a series of question marks when an image came through.
It was a picture of Agatha's (gorgeous, amazing, wonderful) hands. One of those hands was flipping Rio off. The other hand was holding a positive pregnancy test.
Rio felt her stomach lurch. Oh shit. Oh shit.
aka The Babytrap AU
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27 Aug 2025
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“... baby you gotta be quiet when you wake Mami up okay,” Agatha hushes.
“But it’s Mami’s day,” Franky shouts beside Rio’s ear, jolting them awake.
Agatha scoffs, “Franky baby what did I say.”
All Rio can do is laugh as they sit up, back leaning against the headboard.
“MAMI DAY,” Franky yells, jumping into Rio’s arms.
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25 Aug 2025