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  1. Public Bookmark 11

    Day 15: Sex Pollen & Semi Public Sex by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    15 Oct 2025

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    Another mind-numbing event gets a little more interesting when Alastor is accidentally dosed with something. They're stuck at the party for a bit, so Lucifer has to help him handle it.

    Part 1 of 2. Continues on Day 20!

    Like the last 2 part day, part 1 is pretty self-contained.

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    31 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 40

    The Freakiest Friday by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    01 Sep 2025

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    Charlie felt an undeniable, subtle change in her trousers. Vaggie’s breath audibly hitched beside her.
    Across the room, the cards flew in the air. Husk yelled “What the FUCK!?” and looked down, appalled.
    Lucifer furrowed his brow and shifted his hips experimentally.
    Niffty fell off the barstool, tried to scuttle forward, and immediately tripped over something pale and fleshy, protruding from beneath her dress. Was that a-
    “HEY!” Angel yelled, picking the maid up by her armpits and holding her aloft, revealing to all and sundry the undeniable penis swinging between her tiny legs. “Fuck, not again! Why'd YOU hafta get my dick?"

    (In which everyone swaps genitals for twelve hours, because of reasons. Shenanigans ensue.)

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    17 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 1

    Soft Skin, Soft Lips by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    04 Dec 2025

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    Two queens in a king sized bed - much to their dismay. Both have a massive crush on each other. Also it's jmart - but instead of Jon and Martin, its Joan and Marta. Love wins!

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Heavenly (Radio) Host by

    Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)

    12 Feb 2026

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    Alastor is a winner, having made it to heaven when he died to be reunited with his dear mother. But a few rumours about what Adam is up to leads him to investigate a lead about a Hotel in Hell that is trying to redeem sinners.

    But could he possibly have his own reasons to find out if redemption is possible?

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    03 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 66

    SM-Messy by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    23 Nov 2025

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    Vox receives an accidental text from Lucifer, which might not be so accidental after all.

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    01 Dec 2025