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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    My take on the snowglobe.

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    25 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    In the meantime, they’d have their familiar dance; trips to museums and galleries, promenades through the park, evenings in the shop where the world went golden and giddy at the edges.

    Six thousand years, he’d gone without Crowley kissing him. He’d go another six if it meant giving Crowley the world instead.

    [Aziraphale and Crowley have rekindled their old friendship, which is all they want from each other now that the world hasn't ended. Absolutely nothing more. Nothing at all.]

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    01 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    The thing Aziraphale remembers most about Babylon is the singing.

    “Do you ever fly?” Crawley asked suddenly.

    “Oh, I haven’t flown since - the Ark.” A little laugh. That shuffle of feathers again.

    “You should. S’good for you.”

    “No thank you.” Aziraphale’s shoulders were nearly up around his ears. If Crawley squinted, he could just see his wings mantling out of the corner of his eyes.

    Or, what happened if, when the tower fell, Aziraphale and Crawley could not longer understand each other?

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    01 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    The Ineffable Husbands make it official. And formal contracts between supernatural entities have a way of becoming particularly real.

    (Can be read standalone, like all the works in this series.)

    The moment they kissed, Anathema felt it take root. It knocked the breath from her lungs.

    Fuck, thought Anathema. It was a new star. A new force in the universe. It was going to bend the ley-lines something fierce.

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    30 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Aziraphale tilted his head, matching the demon’s angle, then, without for a moment breaking eye contact, scooped up a second spoonful of sorbet, slowly opened his mouth for it and moaned sinfully when the ice hit his tongue. He then raised both his eyebrows, inquiring and only a little bit condescending.
    There was a brief silence.
    “Do remember to breathe,” he remarked drily and returned to the muscat.


    Without looking, Crowley reached his left hand out for the martini, took a long, slow sip; he then set it down again, picked up the cocktail skewer by its dry end, closed his lips around an olive, and pulled the stick away.
    It was—
    unreasonably suggestive.
    His face felt oddly slack. And—yes, blushing; of
    course he was blushing.
    ‘You should probably chew,’ signed Crowley, somewhat awkwardly with occupied hands.


    Or: Aziraphale has some REALLY good ice cream. Crowley flirts shamelessly. Aziraphale does a little, too.

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    23 Nov 2025