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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    "Oh." Jabber blinks. "Wanna makeout?"

    Zanka stutters, flushes, baffled at how he switches from fight to flirt with such a straight face.

    "Zanka…" Jabber's head tilts; a single loc swings across his face, shadowing one eye. The other burns a deep violet. His voice comes hauntingly even: "If you won't pick, then I will."

    Mankira glints. Zanka's side throbs at the memory of them. He's in no shape to fight — at least, not right now. But, if he doesn't answer soon, it won't matter.

    Besides… "Fine," Zanka drops his gaze, mumbles: "Let's… makeout."

     

    (or 'Zanka gets freaked out, but I'm the real freak here 😔')

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    06 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Can be read as a continuation of previous fic in the series, or as a stand alone

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    03 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    Fu has no recollection of how he’d gotten himself into this situation. The last thing he remembered was going to a college party with his friends and having a few drinks. The next thing he knew, he was waking up in bed in Zanka’s arms with Jabber resting right behind Zanka and a splitting headache.

    Alternatively, Fu wakes up after a drunken night naked and in bed with Zanka and Jabber with no memory of the events that led him here. He tries not to have a panic attack about it.

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    03 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
     
    And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
     
    “On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.

    Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.

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    24 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Zanka and Jabber have an arrangement. This arrangement has no set schedule, few rules, and absolutely no witnesses beyond the two of them.
    Or in other words: Zanka's fucked when he loses. Literally.

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    24 Apr 2026