Astral_Jester



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 49

    Tags
    Summary

    NeonLeon: either they forgot to put an oxygen absorber in my beef jerky or I accidentally ate it
    We shall never know
    Unless I die. Then we'll know

    Michel Jackson: knowing you, you ate it

    NeonLeon: tbh i dont think anyone would be surprised if i did

    Michel Jackson: yeah we wouldnt

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,741
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3,336

    22 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Weak after Charlie’s birth, Lucifer has no choice but to flee Hell when Adam brings an army of Exterminators and Heavenly Princes to Hell’s doorstep. With Lilith dead, Hell in shambles, and Lucifer in no position to right it, he flees to the only place he can think of: Earth.

    The human world is much different than he remembers, however, and his plan to simply keep himself and Charlie secluded in the first human city he lands in hits a snag when the woman from next door takes an interest in them and the strange radio show that, for months, has been Lucifer’s only mode of lulling his daughter to sleep, bringing her mysterious son into Lucifer's false life and threatening to bring the whole facade crashing down.

    AKA the AU where Lucifer, pretending to be human, tries to raise Charlie alone in 1920s New Orleans, and Alastor, also pretending to be something he's not, falls into their orbit.

    Words:
    34,806
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    116

    17 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

    Summary

    A collection of stories centered around the Media Overlord Vox (Vincent).

    Words:
    6,027
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    3

    17 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 61

    Summary

    A series of oneshots about Underfell Papyrus and Frisk's lives together - featuring Dad Papyrus. I tend to write these out of order and then re-sort them into chronological order in the series. I suggest either starting with the prequel "How to be Kind" or the actual fic that started all the shenanigans "How to Defeat a Human," however, all the pieces can be read as a standalone!

    The series is largely fluff and found family, but we've got some angst and hurt/comfort sprinkled throughout! And the prequel is a much darker tone than the other fics.

    Words:
    12,309
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    61

    17 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hueso was fine until a beaten Baron freaking Draxum showed up at his pizzeria with a baby mutant turtle.

    or

    A separated AU where Splinter raises 3/4 of the turtles, thinking the fourth is either dead or being raised by Draxum. But little does he know Draxum was so bad at being a parent that he gets out-parented by a random bone-man, who gets his life together after raising a kid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,617
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    305
    Kudos:
    1,219
    Bookmarks:
    259
    Hits:
    23,146

    14 Jan 2026