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[Podfic] The Rules of Matchbreaking by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) by Cailynwrites, fanfairmod
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2025
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For Prompt #51 (H/D Career Fair 2017):
When Draco gets fired, he reluctantly agrees to break up a girl’s relationship for her disapproving mother. Through word of mouth, the one-time gig turns him into a professional Matchbreaker, however he winds up falling for one of his clients and must somehow balance his secret job and love life.[excerpt]:
“So who is it? The Curse-breaker and the Veela? The head of the Department of Magical Transportation?” Draco’s eyes lit up. “The Dragon-tamer?” Now that particular Weasley could be fun.“No. It’s Harry,” Hermione said, the name exploding out of her in a rush.
Draco blinked, stunned into silence.
“Harry,” he said, after he recovered his faculties. “You want me to break up Harry and the Weaselette?!"
Podfic of The Rules of Matchbreaking by PalenDrome (nerdherderette).
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16 Oct 2025
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Against his better judgement, Harry agrees to appear on WENIS – a charity gameshow designed to lead contestants to the deepest desires of their hearts, while also showcasing Wheezes’ new line of adult products.
The aphrodisiac tea quickly gets the better of him.
So does Malfoy.
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18 Sep 2025
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Draco is sentenced to five years in Azkaban.
Upon his release, life does not go on as expected.
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16 Sep 2025
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Us, infinite (unfortunately) by thecouchsofa for nv-md (ANW815)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2024
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It’s very fitting for how Harry’s life has gone thus far that he gets trapped in a time loop without rhyme, reason, or warning.
To make matters infinitely worse, the one other person stuck on the same hellish chronological ride is Draco Malfoy, git extraordinaire.
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05 Aug 2025
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Draco Malfoy might be an absolute raging arsehole, but he gives Harry exactly what he needs.
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05 Aug 2025