Bite_Me_Batman
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- Gotham (TV) (3)
- Hannibal (TV) (2)
- Merlin (TV) (1)
- Venom (Marvel Movies) (1)
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Unexploded Ordnance: an explosive that didn’t detonate when it was supposed to, and is at risk of going off at any point.
5 times Bruce didn't voice his true feelings for Jeremiah and the 1 time he finally did.
Loosely follows the canon events between Bruce and Jeremiah in Season 4 and 5, with a reimagined ending where Jeremiah didn't fall into the ACE Chemicals vat.
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Merlin is attacked by a sorcerer, blasting him with some sort of spell. He doesn’t think the spell had any effect on him, until he begins coughing up flowers. He learns he’s been hit with the "Beddablostma Curse", which causes the victim to die by suffocating on flowers due to their unrequited love. The only cure is a True Love’s Kiss from Arthur, or to lose his memories of Arthur forever.
It’s the Hanahaki Disease trope, but I renamed it and added some twists of my own. Plus it's not a disease, it's a curse.
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On the ACE chemicals platform, Bruce and Jeremiah come to the conclusion that they can be both enemies and lovers.
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Bruce catches Jeremiah before he falls into the ACE Chemicals vat. Jeremiah quietly goes to Arkham after Bruce promises to visit him. During these visits, the two grow close.
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Will and Hannibal survive the fall and head to Iceland where they try to make a life together.
Minor Edits 01/31/2024
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In which visitors to Camelot are in equal parts confused and fascinated by the relationship between the Prince and his manservant.
or, three siblings are sent to Camelot, and, for various reasons, decide to give destiny a bit of a shove.
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27 Jan 2026
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The pack gets invited to a party where some people have the impression that Stiles and Derek are mated.
They decide to go along with it. For politics.
Definitely for politics.
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25 Jan 2026
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“Everyone thinks we’re dating.”
Derek blinks at him once, twice, thrice. “What?”
“Dating. Going steady. An item. Courting. Seeing each other. Romantically ent—”
“I know what dating is."Or: Seven times Stiles and Derek weren't dating & the time they finally started.
Series
- Part 2 of TW: Stiles/Derek
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24 Jan 2026
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Derek finds a Polish baby names book and decides that his new goal in life is finding out Stiles' real name through trial and error.
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- Part 1 of The Polish adventures of Derek Hale
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- English
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19 Jan 2026
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Stiles needs to get away from everything and ends up in France where he meets a very cute baker named Derek.
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19 Jan 2026