Bite_Me_Batman
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- Gotham (TV) (3)
- Hannibal (TV) (2)
- Merlin (TV) (1)
- Venom (Marvel Movies) (1)
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Unexploded Ordnance: an explosive that didn’t detonate when it was supposed to, and is at risk of going off at any point.
5 times Bruce didn't voice his true feelings for Jeremiah and the 1 time he finally did.
Loosely follows the canon events between Bruce and Jeremiah in Season 4 and 5, with a reimagined ending where Jeremiah didn't fall into the ACE Chemicals vat.
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Merlin is attacked by a sorcerer, blasting him with some sort of spell. He doesn’t think the spell had any effect on him, until he begins coughing up flowers. He learns he’s been hit with the "Beddablostma Curse", which causes the victim to die by suffocating on flowers due to their unrequited love. The only cure is a True Love’s Kiss from Arthur, or to lose his memories of Arthur forever.
It’s the Hanahaki Disease trope, but I renamed it and added some twists of my own. Plus it's not a disease, it's a curse.
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On the ACE chemicals platform, Bruce and Jeremiah come to the conclusion that they can be both enemies and lovers.
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Bruce catches Jeremiah before he falls into the ACE Chemicals vat. Jeremiah quietly goes to Arkham after Bruce promises to visit him. During these visits, the two grow close.
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Will and Hannibal survive the fall and head to Iceland where they try to make a life together.
Minor Edits 01/31/2024
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Stiles is Alpha bait.
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17 May 2026
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Stiles barked out a weak laugh and got a mouthful of pool water for his trouble. He spit it out. Kept swimming.
“You? Mellow?”
“I’m mellow.” Derek groused and the teen snorted, his eyes scrunching closed with his incredulous smile.
“Not the word I’d use. Pissy. That’s the word I’d-” Derek spit water at his face and Stiles jerked his his head away and spluttered another laugh. The sudden spasm of movement made him wince, though, and gasp in pain. His eyes fluttered closed again and for a few minutes he just breathed through his teeth.
He didn't know how much longer he could keep them afloat like this.
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“Missing scenes" expansion on the S2x04 “Abomination” episode. SO MUCH BANTER. Mild angst & h/c
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07 Apr 2026
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Stiles and Derek go on their first date. The pack won't let a minor apocalypse derail their evening.
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17 Mar 2026
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Pry Him From My Cold Dead Fingers by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Dec 2017
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“So they’re coming for our Emissary because they lost theirs?” Derek asked, somewhat angrily.
“It would appear. The McCall-Hale Pack’s reputation precedes itself.”
“Don’t worry,” Scott said, “we won’t let them touch you.”
Deaton turned to him, offering a private smile before inclining his head slightly. “Very comforting, Scott, thank you. But,” he looked between them, “I’m not the Emissary they’re coming after.”
Derek frowned and shared a look with Scott, who looked as confused as he did.
“What do you mean?” Scott asked. “What other Emissary is there?”
(SNYE - January 23rd - Alpha & Emissary)
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- Part 23 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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15 Mar 2026
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College fic where Stiles has an adorable girlfriend. Only ‘D’ isn’t adorable. Or his girlfriend.
Or: Five times people talk about Stiles’s mysterious significant other, and one time they actually see them.
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07 Mar 2026