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Hermione Granger is an Auror, and the only lead she has on her case is an ex-Death Eater who's been rotting in Azkaban for over a decade.
She's ready for anything, ready for Antonin Dolohov to fight her tooth and nail, ready for him to hurl ugly words at her.
What she's not ready for is how helpful he is, how he sometimes hums songs she knows, how his eyes haven't once held any malice for her, and how, it turns out, he might be forcing her to rethink some long-standing ideas she's carried with her over the years.
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Hermione, Draco, and Harry have been trapped in a Ministry safehouse in the remote Siberian mountains for four months.
Harry hopes that a game of Truth or Dare will help ease tensions...otherwise, he's pretty sure Hermione and Draco might kill each other.
Firewhiskey always helps, right?
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“For the record,” she blurted before she could stop herself, “You aren’t ‘old and wretched.’ In fact you look -” Hermione cut herself off, her brain catching up before she could say something truly disastrous like "even better than before" or worse yet, "utterly edible".
“ - the same.” She finished lamely. “Since I last saw you ten years ago, you still look - er - the same.”
At this, Remus burst into good-natured laughter, rocking back on his heels.
“Thank goodness for small mercies,” he said, eyes crinkling at Hermione. “Has it really been ten years since I saw you last?” he asked.
Hermione nodded with a small smile.
He fell quiet, gazing steadily at her, chewing thoughtfully on his bottom lip.
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Remus Lupin has been doing important research on an island in the middle of nowhere for years. When he finally gets a Research Assistant, he is shocked to see that it's Hermione Granger. She doesn't need him to be as excited as she is, she knows her presence is a surprise...she's just hoping it's not an unwelcome one.
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Hermione Granger is in a bit of a rut. Her job at the Ministry is...fine. Her life is fine.
Well, it'd be a lot more fine if a certain, infuriating blonde would just stay out of her hair...
That would make her life better...right?
Written for the Deformis Occursum "Meet Ugly" fic challenge.
Winner - Best Smut
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Will Graham sailed across the Atlantic after he recovered from the jagged slice in his belly. He saw the origami heart left in Palermo. He forgave Hannibal in the catacombs. He even went all the way out to Lithuania, to Lecter castle, in hopes of better understanding the elusive Dr. Lecter. But... he decided, then, that it was best for everyone if he and Hannibal never saw one another again.
He instead retired to a small cabin in Triple Oak, Montana, with only one neighbor. Duncan was gruff at first, but gradually they built a friendship and even more gradually they built something else. Will is happy. Safe. Things are stable.
But Hannibal Lecter cannot let him go that easily, and there are plenty out there who cannot let Hannibal go, either.
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“Hello, Agent Graham,” Hannibal greeted. His voice shook; he would have been more surprised if it came out steady. Will glanced down at Hannibal’s hand for a long moment before encasing it in his own. Hannibal hoped he couldn’t feel the frantic thrum of his pulse as it raced beneath his skin.“Doctor Lecter,” Will replied curtly, but the tone betrayed the warmth beneath it.
Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham tried to make their marriage work. When it fell apart, so did any semblance of a friendship between them. Months after licking their respective wounds, a case forces them back within one another's orbit, and Hannibal must come to terms with the fact that he's not ready to give Will the option of another suitor.
Not without a fight.
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03 Jan 2026
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Greg doesn't want to pretend anymore.
Tom is there to help him through it.
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02 Jan 2026
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"Mmph", Tom mumbles, his lips brushing against Greg's neck just above his collar.
Oh god, oh god, Greg thinks frantically as he freezes in place. He feels like he might have a heart attack or just drop dead instantly, but by some miracle Tom is still asleep. Only now he's stopped snoring and is instead only breathing warm, damp puffs of air down Greg's neck, making him shiver.
Anyone sane or normal would do everything in their power to escape the sleepy octopus hug. Greg is famously neither of those things, and instead allows his body to slowly relax against Tom. A blush burns his face and he's sure Tom could feel his frantic heartbeat clean through his back if he were awake. It's shameful; Tom must be dreaming of holding one of the women he's been with in the recent weeks, or even Shiv. Greg is just a conveniently placed warm body to hold onto, but there's no way Tom would press his lips to Greg's neck if he were awake. No way he would push his leg between Greg's like he is now, no way he would push his hips against Greg to rub -
Oh. Tom is hard - it's unmistakable, the generous size of him pressing insistently against Greg's ass.
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28 Dec 2025
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When Will Graham storms into Hannibal's house muttering about kissing Alana Bloom, the good doctor makes Will an offer: Pretend to date Hannibal in order to prove to Alana that Will is not only stable but capable of being in a relationship. When Alana is convinced Will is the man of her dreams, Hannibal will step aside and Will can get his girl.
What could possibly go wrong?
OR
Dev wrote a fake dating season 1 fix-it.
Fic is complete and will be posting on Wednesdays.
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