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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    08 May 2026

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    Hayden wants it on the record that this is completely and totally, without question, Shane’s fault.


    or, 5 times a FitBit gave Hayden some data, and 1 time he crunched the numbers on his own.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Shane's daughter steals her dad's phone and asks her favorite hockey player to marry her dad.

    Said hockey player is very intrigued.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    “You kissing Shane Hollander?”
    “Yes.”
    Weibe stared at him for a moment with his eyebrows raised, then looked to Harris for confirmation. Harris nodded.
    Weibe blinked a few times, then slowly nodded, processing. “Ok, but don’t worry, Ilya. We support you; this doesn’t change anything. You’ll still be on the ice tomorrow.”
    “No, is not that.” Ilya flapped his hand dismissively. “I cannot play in game tomorrow. I need to get to Vancouver as….” He looked at Bood. “What is phrase?”
    “As soon as possible.”
    “Yes, as soon as possible.”
    “I… uh. Why do you need to get to Vancouver?”
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    OR, where Shane and Ilya are outed while Ilya is in Los Angeles for a game, and Ilya has to get back to Canada before Russia (possibly) pulls his passport.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    KAT
    Hi!
    Is this Jane?
    I’m sorry if this seems forward, I’m Kat Carmichael!
    Ryan Carmichael’s wife
    I’m sort of an emissary from the Raider WAGs

    JANE
    I’m sorry, wtf???
    How did you get his number???

    KAT
    I’ve learned not to ask questions when the boys do things
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    "Jane" is added to the Raiders WAG chat.

    Things... happen.

    Featuring: Shane Hollander's influencer cousin, shenanigans, and hockey boys not being subtle.

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    25 Apr 2026