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Sorry in advance for any spelling mistakes or uh wassit called. Grammar that’s it any grammar mistakes 🫶🫶
I also pick up and drop things quickly but I’m going to set like 100 timers so I won’t (hopefully) just drop the fic halfway done but if I do stop the fic in this box or whatever will be ‘🛑THIS FIC IS ABANDONED🛑’ message so you’ll know. xxxx
Alsoo tell me if you want the pages TW’d for specific things I didn’t add in the TW and I will add them.
(I’ll update at least once a week btw!!!!)
I think that’s it so ENJOY 🎉🫶🩷
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- Part 1 of The Chaos That Is Harry Potter
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“A Stag, Rat, Grim And Werewolf Walk Into A Bar—” by Bowjj
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2024
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- Marauders Era fic yayyy! My first fic so probably expect me to get my grammar or something wrong🤷♀️
- I’m also going to be using different languages so please tell me if anything incorrect because I only speak English and the tinsy tiniest bit of Spanish 🤏🤏- I also pick up and drop things quickly but I’m going to set like 100 timers so I won’t (hopefully) just drop the fic halfway done but if I do stop the fic in this box or whatever will be ‘🛑THIS FIC IS ABANDONED🛑’ message so you’ll know. xxxx
{ TRYING TO UPDATE AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK }
- Alsoo tell me if you want the pages TW’d for specific things I didn’t add in the TW and I will add them.
ENJOY 🎉🫶🩷
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The Marauders, The Golden Trio, The Prisoner Of Azkaban And The Goblet Of Fire..Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong..Right.? by Bowjj
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2024
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🛑- Hellllloooooo! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but this fic is 🫸temporarily🫷Abandoned!🛑
-The Marauders meeting The Golden Trio oh how we love chaos with a double order of chaos!!!!!!!
- Sorry in advance for any spelling mistakes or uh wassit called. Grammar that’s it any grammar mistakes 🫶🫶
- I also pick up and drop things quickly but I’m going to set like 100 timers so I won’t (hopefully) just drop the fic halfway done but if I do stop the fic in this box or whatever will be ‘🛑THIS FIC IS ABANDONED🛑’ message so you’ll know. xxxx
- Alsoo tell me if you want the pages TW’d for specific things I didn’t add in the TW and I will add them.
(I’ll update at least once a week btw!!!!)
- I think that’s it so ENJOY 🎉🫶🩷
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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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- Part 1 of Seriously Snapped
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03 Jan 2025
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Harry Potter and the Philosophy Pebble by LoquaciousOcelot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2023
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Harry Potter has always known that he is magical and a genius in every way. Unfortunately, he is stuck living with his fat, stupid, and revolting aunt, uncle, and cousin. But one day everything changes- Harry totally unexpectedly receives a letter to go to Hogwarts, a magic school.
He'll have to face off with crazy teachers that would be fired anywhere else, manipulative goats, Brazilian snakes, alternate dimensions, destiny, and possibly most harrowing of all, friendship. Will Harry rise to the occasion? (yes) Can Harry take on the wizarding world? (yes) Will Snape wash his hair????? (no)
(This is a Harry Potter parody. Hopefully the jokes aren't TOO bad.)
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19 Dec 2024
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so come on, put on your war paint (then i'll raise you like a phoenix) by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2024
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A hand cups Harry's face, nails digging into skin, forcing him to meet unnaturally red eyes. His body is too disconnected to react, in terror or pleading or anything else.
"Look at you, pet," Riddle croons. "All laid out for me to play with, aren’t you, my phoenix?"in a world of heroes and villains, Harry Potter's power is utterly unique: he can't die.
Voldemort wants to live forever.
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19 Dec 2024
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In the summer before his sixth year, Harry ventures outside the blood wards and is abducted by Death Eaters. After three weeks of torture in Voldemort's secret headquarters, he is rescued by the Order, but when he wakes up in the hospital wing, he is no longer the same boy. Will an unlikely connection with his draconian Potions Professor help him overcome his demons?
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19 Dec 2024
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Harry Potter reacts much differently to the Dementor attack on his cousin and it causes a cascade of changes in the lives of everyone he knows. He runs away to France to escape the English Ministry's bias and gets a solicitor (lawyer) to deal with his legal issues. Part one of a book 5 and on re-write that can be read stand-alone.
Featuring: Snape's POV. People making decisions for Harry without talking to him about it first. The Horcrux in his head influencing Harry's mind. Professional psychologists/mind healers doing good work. Snape using cannabis.
He would not go back to Privet Drive without bringing the law. He’d lose his temper and end up in Azkaban. Even with aurors at his back, he was likely to hex dear old Tuney into next week if he had to interact with her again. The fines would be worth it.
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- Part 1 of Magic and Bluejays
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