CATmetchu
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Now That's Elite Trine Treatment! by CATmetchu
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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A seeker without a trine shouldn’t have survived the war, but somehow you made it onto earth, stranded, with the Elite Decepticon Trine’s optics set on you.
And they do love a sweet little neutral like you to wet their spikes and fill their valves with.
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Terran Adolescent Rush by CATmetchu
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
13 Nov 2024
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Biologically Cybertronian, culturally human; American and Filipino to be exact, the Terrans experience adolescence a little differently. Amidst the conflict, robot babies still have to grow up just like human babies. These are the snap shots that give Dorothy, Alex and everyone head- and processor aches.
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Twitch doesn’t understand why she doesn’t have a crush on anyone in the movies Mo and Robby show her, so does that mean she isn’t a real girl anymore?
Thrash doesn’t want to be anyone’s brother anymore, but does that mean everything from paint to altmode has to change?
Jawbreaker doesn’t understand why having a soft heart as a boy is bad, when his father is an amazing man. Dad’s ex boyfriend is probably just jealous of Mom.
Nightshade doesn’t want to lose their cool new human friends who hang out at the cemetery, so they get that first taste of gothic teenage rebellion.
Hashtag finds out she is a lesbian and gets an unrequited crush on Elita One, after watching an anime starring a princely sword lesbian with pink hair. It’s a dumpster fire.
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A swapped AU fanfic:
After leading a life of sin they are sentenced to eternal damnation, no matter how undeserved.
Velvette who rebels against devine judgment by shamelessly embracing her sins, so she can forget the one person she has undoubtedly disappointed.
Valentino who has never loved, or been loved by anyone, is desperate to hold onto any illusion of love, with a ditzy little smile and a soul contract to a powerful Overlord.
Vox who had no voice and no say in life or death, resorts to shyly helping from the shadows as his only way of support, while hiding a craving for love.
Through mishaps the ditzy bimbo, the shameless tomboy, and the cranky gamer boy find kindred spirits in eachother. A perfect Vee takes shape until Valentino steps into Princess Charlie's car and she pitches him the Hazbin Hotel.
Disclaimer: I'm not fluent in sign language, plz correct me if I made a mistake, same goes for Spanish and Italian.
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Bits & Pieces Don't Make Him Whole, But He's Grateful by CATmetchu
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2024
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Why bother with pesky memory gaps and blurred images of the past, when he could be yours? He was just a regular little moth sinner and you were his only light. Whoever he once was, clearly it wasn't important enough.
What's his name?
He doesn't have one but his collar says V, whatever that means...(Plz heed the tags, all of them apply, literally <3)
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Tequila, Camomile, and Cunnilingus by CATmetchu for MatcHoMetriC
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Feb 2024
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Being a loving mother in hell is hard. When you don't want to exploit your children for personal gain, you must protect them from others who do. And it gets overwhelming at times, that's where Zestial brews Carmilla a hot pot of Camomile and things get heated.
Post episode 3 ssn 1
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Dimensional Shift (Should Have Invented a Retrieval System) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers: Prime
10 Mar 2026
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Nightshade’s pede slips… and the three of them find themselves yanked into the portal.
They’re spit out the other side soon after- almost literally. The three of them are practically shot out, yelps and groans leaving them as they are flung to the ground, sent skidding across the desert sand. Nightshade groans softly, needing a second to get their bearings. They sit up quickly, and find themselves staring to where the other end of the portal should be.
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Bookmarked by CATmetchu
11 Mar 2026
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A Spark In My Mundane Life by fishnamedzek
Fandoms: ウルトラマンZ | Ultraman Zett, ウルトラマンゼロ THE CHRONICLE | Ultraman Zero: The Chronicle
18 Apr 2026
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Takes place in an AU
Zero is a 27 year old working at a mall, who used to be in an online band called "Ultimate Band Zero". Now he's just an ordinary, lonely person.
Z is a 24 year old indie artist who's still pretty niche, but has been gaining popularity.
They bump into each other during a train ride, where Zero notices he has merch of his old band, something he didn't expect to see.Series
- Part 1 of Down to Earth
Bookmarked by CATmetchu
08 Mar 2026
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uhhhhh you get chased by some entities and end up in level 974 :)
Bookmarked by CATmetchu
22 Feb 2026
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Till All Are One [Season: 1] by Don454132Nie
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers (Skybound 2023), Transformers Animated (2007)
12 Feb 2026
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When a massive earthquake reveals a golden structure buried deep within the Fright Zone, Adora, Glimmer, and Bow race to claim it before the Horde. They expect First Ones tech; instead, they find what's left of a space ship known as The Ark witch is filled with Autobots and Decepticons. The group attempt to take some of the technology back with them but when Glimmer accidentally triggers a reboot of the ship's systems, she awakens something far older and more dangerous than Hordak.
(Please try to comment or interact, I heard it boosts how it’s shown on AO3!)
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- Part 1 of She-Ra x Transformers
Bookmarked by CATmetchu
08 Jan 2026
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Confessions Of A Human Consort-Attendant by L3m0n_B0n3s (Ossigen_Point)
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
20 Oct 2025
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Being part of the Alliance is all fine and good, until your sexuality gets you labeled as a species-traitor. Shepard takes some time away to work on herself--and reflect on who she really is.
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- Part 1 of I Have Loved The Stars Too Fondly
Bookmarked by CATmetchu
24 Oct 2025