CacklingJackass



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 10

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter Parker was just eleven years old when he broke into Oscorp and accidentally acquired spider themed powers. He was just eleven years old when he refused to stop a robber and got his uncle killed. He was just eleven years old when he went out as Spider-man for the first time, determined to live up to his uncle’s legacy and use his powers for good.

    Along the way, Peter gets close to fellow vigilantes, Daredevil, The Punisher, and Moonknight to name a few.

    Peter became a vigilante to help the little guy, to be the friendly neighborhood Spider-man that Queens sorely needed. His job was to be there for the everyday crimes that The Avengers ignored.

    He was going to do everything in his power to help as many people as possible, but what happens when doing the right thing, means turning his back to his childhood heroes?

     

    Or: A rewrite of Spider-man in the MCU where he’s a pre-teen who is far more aligned with the vigilantes rather than with The Avengers.

    (Title is from Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,658
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    615

    06 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter had always known his luck was absolutely terrible, he just never knew that it had all started before he was even born. When Reed Richards approaches him with a startling revelation, Peter has to learn to live with the fact that 1) his father is alive and 2) it's not Richard Parker.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,764
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1,517

    10 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Fox sells pictures of his tits to buy coffee beans, and ends up saving the galaxy through misplaced words and the power of media.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    4,131
    Bookmarks:
    963
    Hits:
    22,577

    06 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 96

    Tags
    Summary

    Only when Po held the completed order in his paw did he realize the hand in front of him was not an open palm demanding food. It was a long claw of a digit, pointed directly at him.

    Po’s mind was entirely quiet as he took in the kung fu legend and his shaking yet unerring digit. Or—no, that wasn’t his mind. It was the crowd, struck silent some time ago.

    The bowl in Po’s hand was steaming hot, fresh from the noodle cart.

    …There was only one thing Po was supposed to do with fresh bowls of noodles on the job.

    “Here you go, sir.” Po croak-whispered. “Enjoy.”

    “Thank you,” Oogway smiled, humor and kindness shining in his eyes. The ancient turtle swapped the bowl to his other hand and continued pointing at Po.

    Po blinked at the turtle, uncomprehending. “Do you… want another one?”

    “No, friend,” Oogway chuckled warmly. He took a sip, smacking his mouth thoughtfully. “Actually, yes. But later, I think.”

    Oogway’s staff caught Po’s extended hand and lifted it high.

    “The Universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!”

    OR

    Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    316
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    2,840

    05 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Izuku knows his place in the world. It's under the boot of everyone else. He's been part of the broken system long enough to know never to expect much from anyone. As a quirkless orphan, he's less than useless - he's a hindrance. Still, he's alive, so he should avoid trouble.

    He won't.

    Shouta is a hero that takes in the worst kids to give them a chance to fix their life. It doesn't always work, but it's his job. Students or fosters, he's usually just a passing teacher in their life.

    He isn't.

    OR: "That moment when Aizawa just wanted to foster another kid and wound up with a son, a daughter, and a National conspiracy instead." - ChocolatePancakeMan

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,571
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    688
    Kudos:
    2,103
    Bookmarks:
    649
    Hits:
    73,123

    15 Dec 2025