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    Sirius Black makes it to Godric’s Hollow in time to save James, Lily, and little Harry Potter. His act of love for his brother and best friend is enough to defeat Voldemort, but instead of sacrificing his life, he creates a chain of events that sends him and James 17 years in the future right into Hermione Granger's living room. Calamity and chaos ensues.

    Inspired heavily by the song "Out Of My League" by Adian Bissett

    9/10/24 the main story is finished but I am taking a few weeks to wrap up the epilogues! My hope is to release them in October! Thank you!

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    14 Jan 2026

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    This is just funny, raunchy and bloody great!

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    The moment the Death Curse struck Harry Potter's forehead and carved a scar into the toddler's skin, something else happened. In that moment, when the line between life and death blurred and time had no name, little Harry saw something he was perhaps never meant to see. He saw his former life. And Salazar Slytherin awoke.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Highly original and fabulously written! Well worth a read :))

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    Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    A piece of Voldemort's soul attached to baby Harry Potter that fateful Halloween night. Over the years, the soul piece witnessed how much danger and pain his host was in. How far would the soul go to protect the child he began to care for, especially when the boy started to care for him in return? Oh, just a little over-protective care, some magic training, maybe some necromancy...

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    30 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I have no words… this story was wonderful

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    Harry Potter really didn’t plan on living past his fated confrontation with Lord Voldemort. When the latent basilisk venom and phoenix tears in his blood started making dramatic changes to his body, he wasn’t that concerned. It’s not like he was going to live long enough for it to be a problem anyway.

    Even if he had planned to live past the final battle, then he could never have guessed the struggle awaiting him on the other side, or that he’d become a magnet for those with nowhere else to go like the snarky house elf, the grumpy phoenix, the injured vampire, or the stray werewolf that showed up on their doorstep…oh, and the egg. You can’t forget the egg; that’s the most important, more than anyone or anything else on the planet. Harry will do whatever it takes…literally whatever, even light the fire and watch the world burn, all for the sake of the egg.

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    27 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So freaking adorable!