CaptClockwork
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Father Anthony receives an unexpected guest during a sermon.
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Finding Mr. Claus by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Mar 2026
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“So, I’m thinking there’s no Mrs. Claus for you to dote on?”
"Well, I think we both know that there's no chance of a Mrs. Claus." Aziraphale joked. He knew that his nature made it obvious to anyone with eyes that he was gay in every sense of the word. "But, unfortunately, I haven't found my Mr. Claus, either."
Crowley bit his lip.
“You can’t tell the kids that there isn’t a Mrs. Claus. I’m sure you can find a man that can fill out a dress for you and play the part.”
In his mind Crowley could see himself in that role. He had enough of a chest to fill something, and his hips were curvy when he was able to eat enough.
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Crowley is down on his luck and struggling to make ends meet. When he picks up a third job as an elf at Santa's Grotto, he never expects that the Santa he finds himself working with will be so handsome – or so caring. And he could truly never expect the Christmas magic this season has in store for him.
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A Feast for Serpents by CaptClockwork for Thinkinginscripts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale is known as the Angel of the Rookery: the rector of a dilapidated church in London's worst slums. He's who people turn to when they're at their most desperate for help, kindness, or an inspiring word.
Crowley has been alone for over a decade, wandering from place to place in search of the means to settle down. His travels bring him to Lucas Morningstar's infamous tavern, where Crowley is promised enough money for his own land so long as he provides entertainment for the establishment's wealthy clientele.
All the staff there have heard of the Angel, but Crowley avoids the place like the plague. If past experience has taught him anything, it's that God had no love for men like him. But when a friend of his is badly injured on the job, Aziraphale's church is the only place he can turn to for help.
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Hawthorn by CaptClockwork for Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2025
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"Surely you must know why I have...misgivings."
"Because you love to worry about nothing. Listen, I drank this tea before, right? And-" Crowley gave a lazy wave down his body. "No bad side effects, no harm to my corporation."
Aziraphale sniffed. "Yes, if you don't count being thrown into an early heat as no bad side effects."
"I mean I definitely don't. And you're not normally one to complain about my heats, especially not when you have your knot shoved up m-"
"Yes, alright." Aziraphale interrupted, cheeks pink.
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Crowley accidentally finds out that drinking tea brewed from his garden's hawthorn berries throws him into a temporary super-heat.
Obviously, he's eager to explore this new finding with Aziraphale.
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Double Your Pleasure by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Oct 2025
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Alphonse gripped Anthony's shoulders from behind, catching their gaze in the mirror.
"It's for Aziraphale, isn't it?" Alphonse challenged, but his voice was soft, like he was walking on sacred land.
"I-" Anthony croaked, but no further sound came out.
"I see how you look at him." Alphonse continued, his eyes never leaving Anthony's reflection."How you like to tease him and rile him up. From you, it's practically a love confession."
"I- it's not-" Anthony spluttered before growling and turning around, breaking Alphonse's hold on them. "You're the one with the crush on Aziraphale! Don't think I haven't noticed the showing off. Making yourself look so clever, practically doing his physics homework for him."
Alphonse just shrugged. "Well, yeah. We're both in love with him."
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In which Aziraphale's wildest dreams come true.
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- Part 1 of Double Your Pleasure Series
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Double Your Pleasure Series by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Good Omens x Reader fics by CaptClockwork
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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Just a collection of my Good Omens reader insert stories! None of them are connected unless they specifically say so.
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Ryland then turns his attention back down to your poor, overworked legs. And after a moment of awkward shuffling from foot to foot in front of you, his hands clenching and unclenching beside his thighs — he must ultimately decide that this is a task best performed from a different angle.
You nearly choke on your own sharp inhale when he sinks to his knees before you, widened eyes following his every move.
"What're you-?"
"Can I give you a massage? Please?"OR: you accidentally push yourself a little too hard during a workout, thankfully Ryland is there to ease your aches.
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The data on the Ringo probe is just a little different from the others, and when she investigates, Eva Stratt is privy to the last, and most treasured, messages from Ryland Grace.
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In other words, Eva watches Grace fall in love from across the galaxy.
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13 May 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
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pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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All in the Name of Science! by Gnurbot
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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I've been trying to rationalize it. Tell myself it's just scientific curiosity. I mean, Rocky and I are the only human-Eridian research team in existence. It makes sense that I'd want to understand his biology more completely. Document everything for posterity. Fill in the gaps in our xenobiological knowledge.
That's a perfectly reasonable scientific motivation.((Alternatively: The One Where They Cum Into a Dish Together))
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09 May 2026
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Rocky needs help with releasing some dominant energy, Grace helps... he thinks. If being pitiful and humping Rocky's leg is helpful, of course.