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A Feast for Serpents by CaptClockwork for Thinkinginscripts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale is known as the Angel of the Rookery: the rector of a dilapidated church in London's worst slums. He's who people turn to when they're at their most desperate for help, kindness, or an inspiring word.
Crowley has been alone for over a decade, wandering from place to place in search of the means to settle down. His travels bring him to Lucas Morningstar's infamous tavern, where Crowley is promised enough money for his own land so long as he provides entertainment for the establishment's wealthy clientele.
All the staff there have heard of the Angel, but Crowley avoids the place like the plague. If past experience has taught him anything, it's that God had no love for men like him. But when a friend of his is badly injured on the job, Aziraphale's church is the only place he can turn to for help.
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Finding Mr. Claus by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2026
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“So, I’m thinking there’s no Mrs. Claus for you to dote on?”
"Well, I think we both know that there's no chance of a Mrs. Claus." Aziraphale joked. He knew that his nature made it obvious to anyone with eyes that he was gay in every sense of the word. "But, unfortunately, I haven't found my Mr. Claus, either."
Crowley bit his lip.
“You can’t tell the kids that there isn’t a Mrs. Claus. I’m sure you can find a man that can fill out a dress for you and play the part.”
In his mind Crowley could see himself in that role. He had enough of a chest to fill something, and his hips were curvy when he was able to eat enough.
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Crowley is down on his luck and struggling to make ends meet. When he picks up a third job as an elf at Santa's Grotto, he never expects that the Santa he finds himself working with will be so handsome – or so caring. And he could truly never expect the Christmas magic this season has in store for him.
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Hawthorn by CaptClockwork for Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2025
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"Surely you must know why I have...misgivings."
"Because you love to worry about nothing. Listen, I drank this tea before, right? And-" Crowley gave a lazy wave down his body. "No bad side effects, no harm to my corporation."
Aziraphale sniffed. "Yes, if you don't count being thrown into an early heat as no bad side effects."
"I mean I definitely don't. And you're not normally one to complain about my heats, especially not when you have your knot shoved up m-"
"Yes, alright." Aziraphale interrupted, cheeks pink.
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Crowley accidentally finds out that drinking tea brewed from his garden's hawthorn berries throws him into a temporary super-heat.
Obviously, he's eager to explore this new finding with Aziraphale.
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Double Your Pleasure by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Alphonse gripped Anthony's shoulders from behind, catching their gaze in the mirror.
"It's for Aziraphale, isn't it?" Alphonse challenged, but his voice was soft, like he was walking on sacred land.
"I-" Anthony croaked, but no further sound came out.
"I see how you look at him." Alphonse continued, his eyes never leaving Anthony's reflection."How you like to tease him and rile him up. From you, it's practically a love confession."
"I- it's not-" Anthony spluttered before growling and turning around, breaking Alphonse's hold on them. "You're the one with the crush on Aziraphale! Don't think I haven't noticed the showing off. Making yourself look so clever, practically doing his physics homework for him."
Alphonse just shrugged. "Well, yeah. We're both in love with him."
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In which Aziraphale's wildest dreams come true.
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- Part 1 of Double Your Pleasure Series
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Jet Setting by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2025
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Crowley has been itching for a vacation. He figures, since they’re both free after the second War, why not invite Aziraphale? He gets a small surprise when he goes to ask, but it only adds to the excitement. What shenanigans will they get into while on their trip to America?
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Double Your Pleasure Series by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Good Omens x Reader fics by CaptClockwork
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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Just a collection of my Good Omens reader insert stories! None of them are connected unless they specifically say so.
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Lady of Camelot by kookaburrito
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Sep 2023
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One of the Ladies of Camelot can’t go on stage. Aziraphale volunteers to help.
Bookmarked by CaptClockwork
10 Feb 2026
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hit the back by starkhasheart
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Oct 2019
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Something is up with Crowley.
Aziraphale has been noticing changes in the his demeanor lately; lurking around more than usual, refusing a nightcap under the guise that he’s tired before slinking into the Soho nightlife, and, in place of paying for things with his usual sleek black credit card with no limit, he’s pulling out a multitude of bills from his wallet instead.
Aziraphale just can’t glean anything from it.
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Crowley is the founding member. Aziraphale's is the member.
Aziraphale was dizzy with how much he wanted to have Crowley naked in his bed, and here Crowley was, stripping down in his room while he tried to settle the slight shake in his fingers. He undid the button of his trousers and slid the zipper down. Was he moving too slow? Maybe Crowley thought he was teasing them, trying to put on a little show. The nervousness crowded his mind but he drew in a slow breath and nudged the fear away again. It would be alright. This was Crowley, watching him with so much desire he could practically feel it like honey dripping over his skin. Crowley would accept him.
Aziraphale breathed out and pushed his trousers and pants down to his thighs in one go. There was a half second of silence as Aziraphale waited in strained anticipation for Crowley to see.
"Oh, thank GOD."
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10 Feb 2026
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Courage (A Reverse Trope Story) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 May 2025
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Aziraphale Eastgate is unfailingly polite, effortlessly charming, and seems to like everyone in Central London—everyone, that is, except Anthony Crowley. And for the life of him, Crowley has never understood why. But when they find themselves trapped on a week-long vacation with their best friends, Maggie and Nina, it doesn't take long for Crowley to find out.
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- Part 3 of Spectral's Reverse Tropes
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The Order of The Closed Fist by CanonFodder (Tartan_Temptation), Tartan_Temptation
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
24 Jan 2026
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A loving homage to one of my favorite fics, Not A Mounted Dildo (But A Fuck Machine).
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Crowley was staring blankly at the kettle as it began to heat up when an idea came to him. What if - rather than sneak around each other and act like masturbation was secretive and taboo - they just did it out in the open, at the same time? They were both straight, so it wasn't like it would change anything between them, and Crowley was sure he'd heard stories of straight men getting together to watch porn and jerk off. Yeah, that was the perfect solution! Now all he had to do was get Aziraphale on board. He heard the shower cut off and poured himself a cup of coffee as he considered his pitch.
"Angel!" Crowley's greeting was full of cheer, his smile bright as he handed Aziraphale a perfectly crafted cup of tea.
Aziraphale narrowed his eyes in distrust, "...what do you want?"