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    Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.

    When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:

    World Junior Hockey Championship 2008.

    What?

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    “We are alone, yes.” It was not a question: an observation, matter-of-fact. If Shane didn’t know better, he’d say Rozanov sounded scared. And he had every right to be; the MAV was gone. The crew was gone.

    They were entirely, completely alone.

    “Yes,” murmured Shane.

    “Hmm,” replied Rozanov, which was not an answer. “Fuck.”

    “Fuck,” agreed Shane. “Fuck.”

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    On Sol 6, the Ares Three mission goes horribly, horribly wrong. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov find themselves dealing with the consequences.

    Namely: being stranded on Mars, together.

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    Or: 'The Martian' but a gnarly, gnarly Mars situationship.

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    “Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”

    Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.

    Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”

    “You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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    Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.

    Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
    Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
    Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.

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    “I just wish Lily was in Montreal. Sucks that the ‘Lily secret weapon’ is only in Boston.”

    Cliff pauses then. Hand stuck midair as he was reaching for his beer. “Lily’s in Boston?”

    “Yeah man. Sorry to burst your bubble, not all Boston girls are loyal to the Bears.”

    Cliff turns to Hayden then. Cocking his head a little to the side, his eyes are searching Hayden’s face as if he was trying to read his mind. He opens his mouth to speak. He closes it. He shakes his head a little. And opens his mouth again,

    “That’s so fucking weird dude. Roz’s ‘Jane’ is in Montreal. What are the odds those fuckers have girls in each other city’s. That would be next level rivalry, man."

     

    AKA Cliff and Hayden run into each other on a night out and start gossiping

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