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    Chronically touch-starved, Crowley decides to try one of those "professional cuddling" places. Aziraphale volunteers there for reasons of his own. Crowley gets attached far too quickly, but it's not as one-sided as he thinks.

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    17 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Crowley borrows Aziraphale’s iPad during a power outage to look something up and accidentally opens the shared grocery list.
    Except Aziraphale forgot he’d also been using the note to privately write things like:
    “Crowley looked unfairly pretty in that green jumper today.”
    “Need to stop staring at his hands while he cooks.”
    “Possibly in love with my flatmate. Inconvenient.”
    Crowley keeps scrolling.
    Then the typing bubble appears.
    Aziraphale is editing the note live from work.

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    16 May 2026

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    After a very enjoyable one-night stand, A. Z. Fell and A. J. Crowley go separate ways, though memories of each other linger. More than they ought to, considering it was nothing but a casual encounter and they won't meet again. How fortunate for them that their respective work is keeping them busy.
    Having one of his more salacious novels turned into an audio book should be enough of a distraction for Aziraphale.
    As should be getting to narrate one of the famous M. Cortese's porn books – pardon: historical erotica – for Crowley.

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    15 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    Dick magnet and astrophysicist Anthony J. Crowley has his life all figured out: success in his field, an endless supply of meaningless one-night-stands to fulfill his sexual needs, and Aziraphale Fell – his best friend of twenty-years, only failed-hook-up-in-his-record and favourite person on every known planet – for everything else.
    Sure, he’s got his Dark Days like everyone else, and he can’t say “I love you” to anyone that isn’t an animal, and sometimes he feels like there could be more to life than constantly skimming the surface of things, but all in all he’s happy with what he has.
    That is until Aziraphale comes back from Scotland and announces out of the blue that he’s engaged to be married and asks Crowley to be his best man slash maid of honour.

    Among traitorous kilts, feral godmothers, angelic baby goats, and unnervingly perfect fiancés, the very real prospect of Aziraphale’s happiness not including him forces Crowley to reckon with some pretty hard truths he’s been ignoring all his life.
    Will he go along with the wedding and carry out his duties as MOH? Or is he brave enough to go after Aziraphale and show him that their happiness is one and the same? And what if it’s too little too late?

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    25 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    They're trans and they're super into each other. What else do you need?

    Naughty & Nice Exchange gift for plushaziraphale.

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    05 Apr 2026