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Of Size and other Matters by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.
Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.
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02 Feb 2026
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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26 Jan 2026
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all the better to eat you with, my dear by leaveanote for gingerhaole
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
28 Oct 2020
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It's their fifth Halloween in the cottage, and Crowley's got the perfect couple's costume picked out.
Of course, Aziraphale knows what sort of treats his husband's really after, and he's more than happy to oblige.
filthy little fill for gingerhaole's Halloween DTIYS!
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21 Dec 2025
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You Go Too Slow by Adenil
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2019
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“Mm, wonderful. You’re doing wonderfully, my dear.”
“Could you get on with it already?”
Aziraphale chuckled low in his throat. He let the sound vibrate against Crowley’s soft belly. “No. No, I don’t think I will.”- Language:
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10 Dec 2025
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Supermassive Best Friends by scullyphile for SazzyLJ
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2025
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The year is 2006. A few months after graduating from university, best friends Anthony and Aziraphale share a big house with four friends. Tonight they’re throwing their first house party. Armed with his freshly burned CD of Muse’s Black Holes and Revelations, Anthony is hoping to get lucky.
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18 Nov 2025