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Of Size and other Matters by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.
Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.
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- 6/6
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02 Feb 2026
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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- English
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26 Jan 2026
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all the better to eat you with, my dear by leaveanote for gingerhaole
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
28 Oct 2020
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It's their fifth Halloween in the cottage, and Crowley's got the perfect couple's costume picked out.
Of course, Aziraphale knows what sort of treats his husband's really after, and he's more than happy to oblige.
filthy little fill for gingerhaole's Halloween DTIYS!
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21 Dec 2025
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You Go Too Slow by Adenil
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2019
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“Mm, wonderful. You’re doing wonderfully, my dear.”
“Could you get on with it already?”
Aziraphale chuckled low in his throat. He let the sound vibrate against Crowley’s soft belly. “No. No, I don’t think I will.”- Language:
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10 Dec 2025
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Supermassive Best Friends by scullyphile for SazzyLJ
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2025
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The year is 2006. A few months after graduating from university, best friends Anthony and Aziraphale share a big house with four friends. Tonight they’re throwing their first house party. Armed with his freshly burned CD of Muse’s Black Holes and Revelations, Anthony is hoping to get lucky.
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18 Nov 2025
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Among the Wildflowers by scullyphile for lydiablackblade
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
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Crowley purchases a strange plant from a vendor at Pride. It doesn't know how to mind its own business nor keep its vines to itself.
(see also: sex pollen + truth serum = fun for everyone)
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18 Nov 2025
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The Angel's Bracelet by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), Ecchima, HolyCatsAndRabbits
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2021
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In the Regency period, a lord named Aziraphale sees a young woman begging for food. Having no money on him, he gives her a bracelet that his beloved grandmother left to him when she died. Unbeknownst to Aziraphale, his kind deed was observed by a lord named Crowley.
Crowley took a deep breath and reached out to catch the ends of the bracelet and gently fasten them. He could feel the heat of Aziraphale’s skin against his fingers, the brush of the rapid pulse in his wrist.
“Will you dance with me?” Crowley asked. “Please.”Created for the Good AUmens zine, with art by Ecchima & fic by Dannye, with EXTRA CHAPTERS added to Ao3 to finish the story!
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- Part 24 of Dannye's Zine Fics
- Part 8 of Dannye's Good Omens Human AUs
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- English
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- 3/3
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11 Nov 2025
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In the Margins by thisisshiny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Oct 2025
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The London Library is Dr. Aziraphale Fell’s cathedral of calm - the tea in the Member's Room, his notes in immaculate rows in the Reading Room, silence thick enough to hear the dust settle.
But then a stranger dares to scrawl clever little messages in the margins of his favourite books. Outrageous! Inexcusable! And yet… somehow, utterly irresistible.
Anthony Crowley loathes his job and rebels against the futility of life by scribbling wicked little asides in priceless London Library books, never expecting an answer.
Until someone writes back. Someone insufferably prim, precise and ... fascinating.
What begins as a literary battle of wits might just unfold into an adventure neither of them anticipated.
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- Part 1 of Margins - a literary love story
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31 Oct 2025
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Starstuff by cassieoh_draws (cassieoh), the_moonmoth
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Feb 2020
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Aziraphale looked up, stunned, into Crawly’s wide yellow eyes, the red waterfall of his hair, the sheen of sweat on his skin, and saw every impossible thing he was feeling reflected back at him. And there were many things to think in that moment, many strange and wonderful and fearful things, but what Aziraphale would remember later was the kinship of it, the no-longer-alone-ness of it, and how it made his eyes burn and his chest squeeze and his heart sing.
The life cycle of a love affair; the life cycle of a star. For beings older than the Universe itself, they might not be so different.
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28 Oct 2025
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23 Oct 2025
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That the One Ought To Have of the Other by adverbian
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Oct 2023
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“First clause,” said Aziraphale. “‘I take you to be my husband.’”
“Ill-defined term,” said Crowley.
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- Part 5 of Auprès de ma blonde
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13 Oct 2025
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“I shall be speaking to the council,” he declared, lifting his chin.
“Tell them I say hi,” Crowley said, cheerfully. “Want a flake for the road?”
Aziraphale turned on his heel, red-faced and fuming, and stormed off without another word - which might have been more effective if Crowley hadn’t called after him, “See you tomorrow, gorgeous!”
To his great and growing shame, Aziraphale did not rule it out.
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A rather obnoxious ice cream van keeps parking outside of Aziraphale's bookshop, and he is not having it. Ridiculous bicker-flirting ensues.
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07 Oct 2025
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Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…*
“You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
“Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
“Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.- Language:
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16 Jul 2025
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Even after all they had been through, Crowley was hesitant to make requests, especially when they were of a more… intimate variety. He had been assured, in more ways than one, that his thoughts and feelings were just as valid as Aziraphale’s. But there was something to be told about old habits and their stubborn refusal to die. No matter how useless they turned out to be in the end.
“What would you say about… taking more… control?”
The hand in his hair stilled for a moment, before resuming its placating caresses in a slower and more intentional manner.
“Of what?”
Even though his eyes remained firmly closed, Crowley could hear the mild curiosity in Aziraphale’s voice—the way his tone itched ever-so higher in his effort to remain nonchalant.
Crowley squirmed a bit, suddenly tense all over. “Of— of me, angel.”
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Crowley asks for Aziraphale to try being a bit more dominant in the bedroom, and the angel is simply not one to back down from such a challenge.
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06 Jul 2025
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Can You Keep Me Close (Can You Love Me Most?) by holyflyingswisscheese for weirdly-specific-but-ok
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2024
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Relief is a second chance. A second kiss, and it’s nothing like your first. It’s full of life, and hope, and none of the anger that laced the way your lips last met. It’s the hands of a Demon cupping the cheeks of an Angel, gentle and tender and shaking slightly, and that only makes it all the more real.
Or: a post season 3 ficlet detailing Aziraphale and Crowley's second kiss, and the pain that came before.
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10 May 2025
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Before they switch, just for a moment, they share.
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06 May 2025
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Crowley blesses some crops and is mistaken for an angel.
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06 May 2025
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Aziraphale has always thought that human sex looks like a great deal of fun. Perhaps now it's something he and Crowley can enjoy together.
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- 141
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06 May 2025
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On Matters of Love and Pleasure by Justkeeptrekkin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jan 2020
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Crowley and Aziraphale pop round to Plato's house for a symposium with Socrates and the gang. After a few drinks, the theory of hedonism comes up, and it gives Aziraphale some ideas.
No better way to explore a theory than through practice.
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23 Apr 2025
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Hot and Bothered by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Apr 2021
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Watching Crowley get all dirty and sweaty in their garden on a hot day has certain effects on Aziraphale. Luckily, his demon is always up for giving him a thorough seeing-to.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 38
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- 332
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01 Apr 2025