Cats_Dont_Float
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“Will you do something for me, if we get through this.”
“O…okay?” Jon looks surprised, and Tim doesn’t blame him - they’re not really in the habit of asking favours of each other, but after whatever today has been Tim thinks he might as well try.
“Can you just…can you just ease the fuck up on Martin?”
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A conversation between Jon and Tim before the Unknowing in which Jon tries to apologise and Tim tries to make him see Martin's glaringly obvious crush on him.
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for the sake of humanity, die of your blight by Cats_Dont_Float
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Feb 2022
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The song of whatever creeps and crawls within the walls of her apartment is kind, it tells her otherwise, tells her that she is loved far beyond what anyone else could ever know, that she has simply been looking for love in all the wrong places.
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i would watch you fall in love by Cats_Dont_Float
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Jan 2022
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If anyone were ever to ask, Martin thinks he’d have to say he fell in love with Jonathan Sims twice, or perhaps a million times over. He’d fallen first all at once and suddenly, the spiralling, nerve-wracking, cliché love at first sight type of love from the day he first met Jon and was a lost cause to his own crush instantly - and then, a second time, slowly and cautiously and piece by piece.
Or: five parts of Jon that Martin falls in love with
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Five days after Jon takes a corkscrew to his own eyes in his office in the archives, he sits unsteadily at a seat in Martin’s kitchen and lets the man unwind the bandages carefully from around his head. They’ve played out this little charade multiple times in the days since Jon managed to escape the swarm of paramedics attempting to drag him from the archives and ended up here
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the hunter's moon is shining by Cats_Dont_Float
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Dec 2021
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“Would you come with me, if I asked?”
“I don’t know,” Techno murmurs, “Ask.”
Phil blinks, startled, and then holds out a shaky hand between them. “Will you run with me from all of this?”
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For years Technoblade's been on the run from hunting hawks, the elytrians captured and used by humans to tear apart rabbit colonies. When he finally gets tracked down by one, he's not expecting to see the face of his oldest friend looking down at him.
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statement begins by Cats_Dont_Float
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Video Blogging RPF
03 Dec 2021
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A dream smp and the magnus archives cross over, featuring Phil as the archivist and Techno as his assistant.
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Red Dress On Tonight (Summertime Sadness) by SheIsHoldingACat for voidknight
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Oct 2022
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You have always been different, ever since you could remember, always felt that strange, calling, itching feeling. Not a physical feeling, not really, even though it made your tiny arms tremble with it
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A thesis on lovecore!prentiss turned intense character study.
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25 Oct 2022
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you're the last of a dying breed by acuteroses
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, Dream SMP
28 Dec 2021
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It is a truth of the world that, where there are differences, there are people who intend to eliminate them, and this truth is something that Philza Watson is far too aware of.
He is ten when he becomes the last of his kind. It’s not a pretty story, so he won’t recount it here, and although he remembers it almost strikingly well, sometimes it is better to pretend to forget.
He is eighteen when he finds out that he is not alone.
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Philza and Tommy, the last of the elytrian and avian species, are kidnapped by hybrid hunters with devious motives. Wilbur and Technoblade try desperately to save their friends from their fates.
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06 Nov 2021
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i'm the world ender, baby by acuteroses for Cats_Dont_Float
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
31 Oct 2021
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The man – the man …
The man knows very little of himself anymore. The man knows he is a builder, although not a very good one in his own humbled opinion, and he knows … and he knows …
He is a builder, he is trapped here, he ...
The man cannot remember his name anymore, he hasn’t been able to in a long time.
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Philza sets out to conquer the End. A play on the story of the Ender King from Phil's Season 4 Hardcore Lore.
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28 Oct 2021
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There is a ghost in the commune in the arctic, and his name is Philza Watson, although he doesn’t seem to remember it.
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Phil dies, and returns as Ghostza. Technoblade copes, or, more accurately, doesn’t.- Language:
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10 Oct 2021
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can i get you to stay? by acuteroses for Cats_Dont_Float
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
12 Oct 2021
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“His name,” the Admin continues, and the sound of their voice snaps Techno back to the present, “is Philza Watson, and he quite urgently needs your help.”
“My ... help?”
“You must understand, Technoblade, that simply allowing the man to go straight back into a hardcore world so shortly after his death would be ... inhumane. He needs to readjust himself to the comforts of the universe, to the presence of other people - he must be allowed to heal, and to do that, we have decided to bring him, well, to you.”
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Technoblade is a Hypixel Champion taking a short, isolated break post-win streak. Philza Watson has just lost his hardcore world of five years, and needs to reintegrate into society after so long in isolation. Fate brings them together, and from it forms a friendship that transcends worlds.
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Bookmarked by Cats_Dont_Float
02 Sep 2021