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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Our favorite boys, Chuuya and Dazai, got Vegas hitched when they were eighteen, drunk, and very stupid. It was a mistake that should have been fixed by morning. But neither of them ever filed the annulment papers.

    Now, four years later, Fyodor Dostoevsky has found their marriage certificate and decided to make it everyone's problem, starting with kidnapping Chuuya and broadcasting it to the Armed Detective Agency.

    Dazai's going to need a very good explanation, and possibly a rescue plan. In that order.

    (Two idiots got married and forgot about it. Fyodor didn't let them forget. Now they'll have to wade through what could have been and what might yet be.)

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    13 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Under a pile of wishes, dreams, and hopes - some long discarded, some kept close to his heart, it lies: a desperate craving for things to just be easy. What he wouldn't give to just have something handed to him. Not a chance, a challenge, an opportunity to prove himself, to work harder. Just the thing. On a silver platter. Within reach. Unburdened by guilt, sacrifice, or struggle.

    For once.

    But it's a fantasy. The world doesn't work like that, not for Shinsou Hitoshi. And if it ever miraculously did, he knows damn well he wouldn't trust it anyway. So it's back to working towards his wants, which is exactly what brought him here today.

    Here, Hitoshi just now notices, is the closed gates of the UA campus. And today is the day of his transfer exam into the hero course.

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    24 Jun 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Shouta wants to try something new for Hizashi's birthday. Nemuri and Oboro help.

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    12 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    It is widely known in the Port Mafia that Nakahara Chuuya has a hundred and ninety ways to exact revenge on Dazai Osamu.

    Shooting him in the shoulder is the 10th mildest method listed in their arrangement.

    "Why did Chuuya save me?"

    "Ha? You called, dumbass."

    Or: 'You came. You called.' but make it Soukoku after episode 11.
    And I needed to feed the “Chuuya patched up Dazai’s injuries in Meursault” brainworm.

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    05 Jan 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Chuuya fails a mission and ends up having to kill innocent people because he messed up. He ends up drunk on guilt (and alcohol) until Dazai makes an appearance to try and help.

    Or, Chuuya's drunk, Dazai feels bad and they cuddle in the backseat of Kunikida's car in a kind of fruity way 🤨

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    09 Sep 2023