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Don't Fuck With Florists (They'll Fuck You Up) by MayMarlow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2016
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Unsatisfied with his post-war life, Harry decides to get to the root of all of his problems when that root was still working at Borgin and Burkes shop in the late 40s. He’s the Master of Death, damn it, he can do what he wants for once in his life.
Tom Riddle isn’t particularly happy about working at a small, dingy shop for magical artifacts, no matter how interesting those artifacts are. He’s even less happy when an insufferable stranger sets up the most obnoxious flower shop right across the street.
What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for politics.
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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Diagnosis: A Medical Dramedy by MaidenMotherCrone (orphan_account)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2019
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Diagnosis: A Medical Dramedy, and a series of associated one-shots.
In Chronological Order:
1. Diagnosis
2. Remission- Words:
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After the war, Harry just wants to live his life peacefully for once. Of course, fate throws him back in the path of Tom Riddle, who takes a liking to the gorgeous Chef Harry and basically kidnaps him.
Translation in Russian by Starry_Princess <3
https://ficbook.net/readfic/018ed6e2-a70a-7373-ba95-5889a75d91d3Translation in Spanish by Anyeless01 <3
https://www.wattpad.com/story/373630516-eat-your-heart-out
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"I'm afraid I may monopolize your Chef's time tonight, actually. You wouldn't mind, would you?"The owner hastened to reassure his VIP that he could have Harry for the rest of the night (thanks boss, I'm not actually a prostitute) while Amadeus scowled. All he could think was that his luck had finally run out, as the beautiful man reached a hand towards him and said,
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Harry. My name is Tom Riddle."Harry extended his hand, which the man turned and brought to his plush lips, kissing his knuckles. He swallowed thickly, hoping his voice would not waver.
"The pleasure is mine, Mr. Riddle." -
And the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand by evaleon70
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2023
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Harry sneaks into Umbridge's office in search of the locket horcrux, but Lord Voldemort shows up for a surprise meeting with the woman. More than a little displeased about seeing her wearing a piece of his soul, he kills her as Harry watches on from under the Invisibility Cloak, trying - and failing - not to swoon.