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Six-year-old Dick Grayson was crouched on the edge of the roof, holding a half-eaten churro like a grappling hook, cape flapping in the wind.
“I’m on patrol,” Dick said seriously. “Crime never sleep.”
Jason walked slowly toward him, hands raised like approaching a wild animal. “Neither do I, apparently.”
Dick pointed dramatically at a raccoon in the alley. “Suspicious activity. He stole that hot dog.”
Jason glanced at the raccoon, who hissed.
He sighed. “You’re not wrong. But you’re grounded.”
“I’m Batman. Batman is never grounded.”
Jason pinched the bridge of his nose. “I raised a menace.”
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12 Jan 2026
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If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”
Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.
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- Part 1 of Enter Road-Runner
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09 Jan 2026
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Multi Media Marketing Mistakes by onlydance
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
03 May 2021
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Gotham Gazette @gothamgazette
What did Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne get up to in boarding school?! gothamgazette.com/baidguh24h
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Oliver Queen @queenofficial
no comment
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Bruce Wayne @brucewayne
@queenofficial you know that commenting ‘no comment’ on a tweet kind of defeats the point|
Oliver Queen @queenofficial
@brucewayne shut up im not talking to you anymore
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Bruce Wayne @brucewayne
@queenofficial then stop texting meSeries
- Part 4 of onlydance's DCU works
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05 Jan 2026
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what happens in vegas by onlydance
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
02 Jul 2025
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When has what happened in Vegas ever stayed in Vegas?
Most married couples will say they married because they loved each other, they’ll say they stayed together with hard work, determination, and love.
Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are not like most married couples.
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“I didn’t even say something stupid.”
“Your face is stupid,” Bruce retorted immediately.
Clark frowned. “That’s no way to talk to your husband.”
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- Part 6 of onlydance's DCU works
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05 Jan 2026
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Cradle Robber by C_R_Scott
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU, Robin: Son of Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
08 Apr 2022
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Imagine how different the DCU would be if Damian al Ghul did not join the Wayne family until after the events of the Final Crisis. What if 10-year old Damian was still being raised/trained in the Cradle by the League of Assassins when Tim Drake was in the midst of his quest to find Bruce Wayne lost in time? What if Tim was the first of the Batfamily to meet Damian after he lost his spleen and was dragged into the conflict with the Council of Spiders by Ra's al Ghul?
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- Part 1 of Red Robin Rewritten
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03 Jan 2026