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That's not what I meant by rearrange my guts but you know what? I think I'm into it by Cernunun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jul 2025
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Ming Fan left Qing Jing peak today to get a break from watching Luo Binghe stare at his Shizun, but apparently he inherited that soppy look from his father.
Ming Fan should have become a turnip farmer. It would have been so much less stressful.
Mu Qingfang and Tianlung-jun are freak-for-freak and having a fantastic time. Ming Fan wishes he were anywhere but here.
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Desmotes, Lyomenos, Pyrophoros, Pyrkaeus by Cernunun
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
06 Jul 2025
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"Ah." A voice sighs, rough and thin, threaded through with relief. "There you are."
Heracles frowns, bow lowering, and chains clink. Nereus had told him the Titan was imprisoned here, undergoing Zeus's torments. And the Titan is chained here, but there is a distinct lack of torments. The eagle that is supposed to be eating Prometheus's liver appears to be nesting next to Prometheus's head instead, legs tucked underneath its body like a brooding hen.
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Gifts of silver and gifts of gold by Cernunun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2025
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Shen Yuan sighs but peels himself off the floor and obliges. “Okay, so don’t get mad.”
Shen Jiu opens his eyes to pointedly stare at him as he sets about making tea, so that Shen Yuan knows with certainty that Shen Jiu is promising exactly nothing.
“Don’t look at me like that, okay!” Shen Yuan says, dumping leaves haphazardly into a pot and qi-heated boiling water after it. “So, I was exploring an abyssal rift in the demon realm -“ He says, affecting casualness.
The lecture Shen Jiu has the pleasure of delivering reaches a volume that kick-starts the migration of every bird on the mountain.
He only has the pleasure of yelling for an incense stick before he remembers that this story, in all probability, gets worse. “What. Else. Happened.” He says through gritted teeth, sitting down in a graceful billow of robes.
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Demonic Possession: How to make friends and influence people by Cernunun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2025
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No, not that kind of demonic possession. The kind where the demon is the one possessed
Shen Yuan transmigrates into Luo Binghe. Luo Binghe rides shotgun in his own body. Shen Yuan can definitely come out of this alive, he's sure! He just has to be two steps ahead of the guy unwillingly sharing his body and watching his every move. No biggie.
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And I shall be song of thunder, crash of sea, down on the floors of salt and wet by Cernunun
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Feb 2023
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"First we need to figure out where to go next, before we run out of air." Gree says.
"Split up? Everyone takes a direction, but remember where the air pocket is. Meet up back here, if you see anything that looks likely to have air inside." Blackout has a hand curled loosely around an outcropping of rock as he looks from face to face. "Everyone has a flashlight?" He asks. That, at least, they all nod to.
Wolffe takes a breath and sticks the flashlight back in his mouth. He really wishes he had his helmet with its lights right about now.
The water is cold as he plunges back in, the watery is murky and dark. It would be impenetrable without a flashlight; with a flashlight it’s just dark as shit. It makes it hard to keep track of where he is in the cavern, and if he drowns down here because he couldn’t find his way back, Fox will never let him hear the end of it.
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stuffed with fluff (and blood and bones and rage) by nyoomerr for over_a_cup
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2024
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Ever since he was pushed into the Abyss, Luo Binghe has been dreaming of a strange world. In it, Luo Binghe's own face is everywhere, and his story is written out in humiliating detail for some stupid twink to read about. Luo Binghe hates the story, and he hates the dream realm, and he hates the godling within it - Shen Yuan - most of all.
Unfortunately, Luo Binghe can't do anything about it - within these dreams, Luo Binghe is stuck within the body of a doll.
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16 Jun 2025
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The Best Luo Binghe by Neery
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2021
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The System drops PIDW Luo Binghe at a convention.
Binghe is going to have sex with this actor who's disguised as his Shizun. It's going to be satisfying and cathartic, and won't awaken any feelings in him whatsoever.
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14 Jun 2025
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From the tags of fingolfinwiththesteelchair on Tumblr, “can you imagine ART having to explain to Iris and Seth WHY it let SecUnit on??” (https://www.tumblr.com/fingolfinwiththesteelchair/735884180224950272/this-has-been-perihelions-guide-to-making?source=share)
This is set very shortly after [redacted] in System Collapse and before the trip to the surface that serves as the opening scene for that book. (No System Collapse spoilers to worry about, though.)
(Minor edits since initial publication to bring it in line with canon.)
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- Part 58 of Gamebird's Cinematic Universe for TMBD
- Part 2 of ART fics
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05 Dec 2023
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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21 Nov 2023
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equal parts beauty and spite by PandaFlower
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Apr 2025
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A vision drives Dior to confront Maedhros Fëanorion in the wake of the Nogrod sack of Menegroth. The ensuing argument drives Maedhros to twine his life with Dior's.
Maedhros' brothers would like for him to stop finding yet more ways to dispossess their House.
The Maedhros swears fealty to Dior au.
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18 Feb 2023