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the demon emperor gets a hobby by aibari for kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Apr 2026
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Luo Binghe takes to horticulture with the ruthless efficiency he usually reserves for particularly complex cleaning tasks, or the diplomatic and martial responsibilities that come with being emperor of the demon realm.
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09 May 2026
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Hermione grows up in an orphanage unloved and determined to become great. She cares little for prophecies, especially about some chosen one that is destined to kill her. She is the master of her own destiny so she leaves nothing up to chance the Hollows prove this.
Tom grows up with his alcoholic father and abusive grandparents. He doesn’t think he is anything until he is whisked away to a magical world. He doesn’t think much about being the chosen one. How can he be chosen for anything but suffering?
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09 May 2026
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“Sorry, I’m just—how does Weasley impact you?” Abraxas asked.
“Because—” and this was trying Tom’s patience more than he thought it would “—if Hermione and I are in constant comparison, and if we are consistently regarded as ‘so similar,’ then Weasley is an unacceptable romantic option.”
“Wait. You don’t want Granger to date Weasley,” Rosier said, “because you wouldn’t date Weasley?”
Tom pinched the bridge of his nose, the beginnings of a headache budding behind his eyes, not sure why he was still having this conversation.
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Wherein Tom is jealous but also deep in denial, Hermione is dating the wrong guy, Ron is being kind of an ass, and Tom's friends are chaotic morons.- Language:
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26 Apr 2026
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It had been unprecedented, and their courtship had consisted of almost nothing but thinly-veiled threats and coldly-delivered insults—there had been screaming matches in the Transfiguration corridor, a rather memorable month of increasingly creative hexes over breakfast, and a peculiarly understated admission of mutual attraction on Christmas morning.
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22 Apr 2026
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This is Real (I'm Going to Talk About Birds Now) by a diff fandom T_T DONT LOOK AT IT1 (SuperStarryR)
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
25 Mar 2026
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Jax has a crisis.
Pomni talks about birds.
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04 Apr 2026