Chaotic_Calico
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The Depths by Chaotic_Calico, Roefyn (Chaotic_Calico)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Jan 2026
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It's 1847 in a small fishing village in Scotland.
Scott is a selkie.
Jimmy is that selkie's human lover.
Martyn is a whaler down on his luck, and he makes the discovery of a lifetime.
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Martyn and Ren sneak out of their rooms on a high school field trip to the big city.
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- Part 2 of The Lifers in High School
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Will We Stay Like This for the Rest of Forever? by Roefyn (Chaotic_Calico) for 00_StarSailor_00
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
23 Jan 2026
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The Nice Life Desert Duo bed sharing scene but make it an overnight high school field trip that is DEFINITELY NOT based on real events.
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- Part 1 of The Lifers in High School
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Look at the Stars in the Big Black Ink (Is it Cold Out?) by Roefyn (Chaotic_Calico) for 00_StarSailor_00
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Jan 2026
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Scar is afraid of the dark, maybe because his town is haunted by supernatural entities in the form of the first four winners, who are all former missing persons from years, decades, even centuries past.
Title from "Cold Island" by regrettably My Singing Monsters (WHY is that song such a banger)
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A Life Series AU set in 1927 in Prohibition era New Orleans, and loosely inspired by the Lackadaisy animated pilot, along with "House Of The Rising Sun" by The Animals.
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Martyn and Ren are cops, Scott is a well-respected businessman successful in the newly booming entertainment industry, The bad boys are bootleggers, T.I.E.S. are a team of railroad engineers, the Clockers are a family of speakeasy owners, and shenanigans are afoot!!
Recent series
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The Lifers in High School by Roefyn (Chaotic_Calico)
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
25 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 1,886
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- 2
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Thin Places--A Phasmophobia/Life Series Modern AU by Chaotic_Calico
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 Nov 2025
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"Dude, quit squirming!" Scar's laugh starts as a deep, bright rumble in the pit of his stomach, soaring from his throat to punch the air in short, ribboned strokes, each a brilliant star between them. The air here is warm, dazed, an illuminated snow globe— except the globe is his tree, and the snow drifts in downy feathers outside it, forming an intricate latticework of frostbitten fingers that crawl up the sides of his windows.
They’d retreated here an hour ago— once their impromptu snowball fight with Doc had transcended from three hermits to thirteen— all shivers and chattering teeth, drenched to the bone. Now, with the fire stoked, sweaters both discarded and exchanged, neither one of them can ignore how the bedraggled wreck of Grian’s feathers are in desperate need of preening.
"You're doing this on purpose!" Grian's retort is tart, but it lacks true bite, curling high as a silver wisp of smoke. "Sto— stop it, Scar, stop trying to tickle me—!"
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- Part 6 of by any other name
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- English
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Bookmarked by Roefyn (Chaotic_Calico)
04 Feb 2026
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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Bookmarked by Roefyn (Chaotic_Calico)
01 Feb 2026
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quite possibly my favorite fic of all time
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Grian and Scar are notorious for something that’s…actually pretty cute. When they take off their rings, mostly so said rings don’t catch on objects while they’re working, they have a fun little tradition where one of them will feign anger and “re-propose” if they catch the other without their ring. The more embarrassing and the more public, the better.
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- English
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- 3,832
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- 3/6
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Bookmarked by Roefyn (Chaotic_Calico)
31 Jan 2026
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“Before we fight—” Scar began, breathless. His gray face still blushing fiercely, red eyes wide and brows drawn.
“Before we fight, I’m going to kiss you,” Grian stated, interrupting him.
When their lips touched, it felt like Everything. The universe, light, sound, life; all crashing against Grian in ways he’d never experienced. This was not a kiss, this was the reunion of a proton and an electron, the meeting of flint and steel to create a spark. It was… destiny?
Scar was the world.
And Grian was the sun, relentless gravity drawing the Earth near, desperate for this light to fill the growing grief in the pit of his stomach.
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OR: Love and violence are inextricably linked. They kiss in the cactus ring and then they die.
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- Part 2 of the rain fic
Bookmarked by Roefyn (Chaotic_Calico)
26 Jan 2026
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All is fair in love, and war (This will be the death of me) by pancakesandpigs
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 Jan 2026
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“Why hello there, Grian,” Scar said with his trademark smirk, gently lowering the avian to the ground in an effort to create some semblance of distance between them. “Anything I can do for you today, or is this just a pleasure visit?”
“Oh it’s always for pleasure when I visit you Scar,” Grian responded coyly, standing on his feet but keeping his hands resting on the back of Scar’s neck, his wings widened slightly, curling almost protectively towards Scar before resuming their natural heart-shaped position behind Grian’s back. Scar had to fight a shiver as Grian twirled his fingers in the hair at the nape of his neck. “I was just wondering what you were up to, fancied a visit, you know how it is.”
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Scar is trying to keep watch of the base while his teammates are out. Grian is trying to keep Scar watching him while his teammates attempt a heist.
It has varied success.
Bookmarked by Roefyn (Chaotic_Calico)
26 Jan 2026