Chillinmetaphorically
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Journalistic Integrity by Chillinmetaphorically
Fandoms: The Black Tapes Podcast, Tanis (Podcast)
30 Nov 2018
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Nic is having trouble casting his new show, Alex uses her favorite romance novel to con her way into her subject’s heart and get the perfect story, and Strand feels like a Real Housewife of the Pacific Northwest
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Harry Potter and the Rules Against Perpetuities by Chillinmetaphorically
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Nov 2018
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“You see,” explained Hermione, “Often times people try to control future generations by delaying the vesting of property, but they often have poor foresight and property can be more valuable another way. Because of this, there’s a Rule Against Perpetuities.”
“What in the name of Merlin is a perpetuity?” Malfoy sneered.
Harry and Hermione start a law firm and teach their new client Draco Malfoy a little bit about trusts and estates
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“I just feel…” Eddie starts, and then he’s shaking his head and blowing out a stiff breath, rubbing at his brow. “I don’t know, man. I need to get out of my head. It’s not a good place to be right now.”
Buck hums. Lightheartedly, he says, “I could always spank you again.”
Eddie chokes on his water where he was mid-sip, snorting and coughing around his own laughter. “Yeah, absolutely,” he says sarcastically, shoving at Buck playfully. “It worked so well last time.”
Their eyes meet, and a wave of energy shocks its way through Buck’s body. Not like a lightning strike; more like an electric fence, pulsing through his fingertips and dissipating in his chest, fizzling out into his ribcage.
“Well, it kinda did,” Buck croaks, throat aching and dry again already.
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Eddie’s been having a tough time since Christopher left. Buck offers an unorthodox solution.Bookmarked by Chillinmetaphorically
12 Sep 2025
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After a week off, Buck gets back to LA during the worst heatwave in years.
LA is hot.
And he realizes that so is his best friend Eddie.Bookmarked by Chillinmetaphorically
06 Sep 2025
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Buck and Eddie have a movie night.
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30 Aug 2025
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In 2022, Hen and Karen made a bet. By 2024, that bet had gotten somewhat out of control. Now it’s 2025, Bobby is dead, Buck is apartment hunting, and Eddie finds a list of names and dates in Hen’s locker.
Oh, and there's a backup on the 10. Again.
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Or: betting on when your friends will realize they're in love is a lot less funny when one of them already knows.
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- Part 2 of Amiril Fic (Not Cover Art)
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19 Aug 2025
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“And that’s what you want?
Buck meets his gaze again, steady. “I want sex to feel good. And this just makes me more sensitive to—heh—well, everything.”
“Sensitive?” Eddie asks, mouth suddenly dry. “How sens—sorry. Uh. Sensitive, how?”
Buck waxes his asshole. Eddie has a best-friend level of curiosity about that.
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08 Aug 2025