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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Stede Bonnet was not a man of many talents. He didn't understand sports, he couldn't cook without burning something, he didn't know how to deal with kids, and he didn't know how to please his wife. He'd felt a pull to the sea all his life and finally one day decided to grip onto that line and chase it.
    If only he'd known the twist that would cause.

    Stede Bonnet, now under some strange spell, had a lesson to learn and no idea what he was due to be studying. He'd only hoped to find some answers aboard that pirate ship...

     

    ON HIATUS FOR AN UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT OF TIME//

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    24 Dec 2023

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    When Stede Bonnet moves to a small, coastal town in Maine to open up a plant shop, his expectations for how it will go are pretty tame. Lucky for him, Ed Teach is an expert in subverting expectations.

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    24 Dec 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Izzy and Ed are friends, first and foremost - no matter how often they hook up in the back room at the bar Izzy manages, or how true it is that Izzy would move heaven and earth for Ed.

    So why is Izzy so jealous of Ed's crush on Stede Bonnet, a textbook trust-fund closet-case who Izzy can't avoid for the life of him? And why is Izzy so obsessed with figuring Stede out?

    Stupid fucking Stede Bonnet.

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    08 Dec 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Modern AU where Ed is Blackbeard the tattoo artist (because I mean look at him) and Stede opens up a fabric shop and tearoom across the road from his studio. Blackbeard should be horrified by the sight of such a ridiculous business venture in his part of town, but Ed just wants to drink tea and roll around in the pretty silks and cashmeres and ogle Stede and his sexy legs.

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    08 Dec 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Ed Teach is a herpetologist and the owner of Blackbeard's, the best and most famous snake breeding facility in the country, but he's feeling burnt out and disillusioned with the snake-keeping community. Stede Bonnet is a newly-minted herpetology professor. When Stede gets into an argument with Ed's employee Izzy on Blackbeard's Instagram, Ed is fascinated by Stede's passion and ability to connect with the snakes. Together, Stede helps Ed remember what he loved about snakes in the first place, and Ed helps Stede shed some of the anxiety and worry that's been weighing him down.

    Snakes may be scaly but this fic is very fluffy. Can't promise to update every day until this is done but that's the trend so far!

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    08 Dec 2023