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Fix You (The Kenobi Theory Part II) by Chocobo_Salem
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 Jul 2025
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After a surprise holo-leak exposes Anakin and Padmé’s secret marriage to the entire galaxy—during a Coldplay concert, no less—the Jedi Council is forced to confront the question of love, attachment, and change. Obi-Wan has his own secrets unraveling, Satine is definitely not here just for a diplomatic visit, and Korkie Kryze may be the galaxy’s most emotionally stable Kenobi by default.
War ends. Truths come out. Babies are born. Sand gets everywhere.
This is what happens when you don’t fall to the dark side.Featuring:
➤ Anakin and Padmé actually getting their happy ending
➤ Obi-Wan being a disaster husband
➤ Satine with a sunhat and a sharp tongue
➤ Korkie is a Kenobi and he knows it
➤ Ahsoka just got knighted and is already tired of their BS
➤ Mace Windu… smiling???
➤ Jedi Beach Day™
➤ Found family, emotional healing, and questionable lightsaber beach etiquetteSeries
- Part 2 of The Kenobi Theory
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The Kenobi Theory by Chocobo_Salem
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
02 Jul 2025
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Anakin and Ahsoka are convinced Obi-Wan and Satine had a secret relationship. When Ahsoka meets Korkie Kryze and sees the uncanny resemblance, they jump to the only logical conclusion: Obi-Wan has a secret love child.
What follows is a Jedi-level disaster of miscommunication, Mandalorian drama, and an accidental found family. Obi-Wan is furious. Satine is so tired. Korkie is emotionally scarred. And Anakin? Anakin is banned from Mandalore. For the time being.
But maybe… something good comes of it anyway.
(Also, Ahsoka deletes the commlog. Obviously.)Series
- Part 1 of The Kenobi Theory
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Take Me Back to Eden by Chocobo_Salem
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Final Fantasy Series
30 Jun 2025
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He doesn’t plan to use the gun. But he holds it sometimes—just to feel in control.
And then the phone rings.A story about healing in pieces. About motorcycles, grief, Reubens, and the girl upstairs.
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Strange Astrology by Chocobo_Salem
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2025
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Lavinia Voss, a Jedi Padawan, has spent her life training under the watchful eyes of the Jedi Order, mastering the Force and navigating the perils of the Clone Wars. But when her estranged father, Jedi Knight Jarris Voss, invokes an ancient vow, Lavinia is sent to Earth to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There, she must embrace the wizarding heritage of her mysterious mother, Spira Bennett, and learn the ways of magic—a world as unfamiliar and unpredictable as the galaxy she left behind.
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All of Me by Chocobo_Salem
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
25 Mar 2025
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”’Cause all of me loves all of you,
Love your curves and all your edges,
All your perfect imperfections.”My take on Cloud proposing to Tifa.
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The Kenobi Theory by Chocobo_Salem
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 Jul 2025
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When a life altering event happens Violet chooses to move back home and much to her disappointment, it’s really not as relaxing as she hoped it would be.
Sex✔️
Feelings✔️
Friendships✔️
Drama✔️Bookmarked by Chocobo_Salem
22 Aug 2025
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In Love With A Stripper by Jencey for Rando29
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
29 Aug 2025
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Cloud has worked at the HoneyBee Inn for a few years now. A friend of his helped him to get the job as a bouncer. He'd been able to do a great job keeping his feelings under control for the dancers until the night a new woman starts.
Tifa.
It's almost love at first sight for both of them.
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- Part 22 of Fics for Others
Bookmarked by Chocobo_Salem
14 Aug 2025
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The Fine Line Between Courtship and Homicide by wedonotsharekills
Fandoms: The Empyrean - Rebecca Yarros
18 Jul 2025
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Everyone’s been wondering what Violet Sorrengail was up to in the twelve hours before the end of Onyx Storm. Everyone already knows what Ridoc Gamlyn was doing.
But what about Sloane?
Well. Between carrying the weight of killing General Sorrengail, fearing her own signet more than the venin, and trying to remember what it feels like to hold onto something without losing it, she’s barely keeping herself together.
Not to mention:
✔ Her dragon is acting buddy-buddy with the worst-breathed dragon in the Empyrean.
✔ Secrets are coming out left, right, and centre—and not a single one of them is good.
✔ She only has a week left to win her bet with Aaric: that Ridoc will, somehow, manage to pull Violet's big brother.
✔ And worst of all? She can't decide if she wants Dain Aetos dead, humbled, or pressed up against a wall.Series
- Part 2 of The Twelve Hour Series
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- English
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- 144,685
- Chapters:
- 30/32
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02 Aug 2025
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The Jedi, the Witch and the Clone Wars by Ottertale
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games)
29 Aug 2025
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Adult Badass Cal Kestis travels back in time to the Clone Wars and causes absolute chaos.
The thing is, when you slow something enough, eventually it stops.
Then it reverses.
Combine that with the most powerful teleportation spell the galaxy had ever seen.
Well, the Force didn’t know why they were so surprised they got the results they did.
Maybe this time balance would be found. Maybe the Force’s new champion was a better selection than last time. One can always hope.
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29 Jul 2025
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26 Jul 2025