ClumsyBookworm18
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𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚. 𝙊𝙛 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩. 𝙎𝙝𝙚’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙.
𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩… 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. 𝙎𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙥𝙮 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨.
𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙮.
𝙃𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮.
Nemesis. Partners. Mutual headaches. Possibly the CIA’s worst idea yet. Take your pick. All Lila and Five have to do is stop a cult and survive working together. Easy… right?
(Or the one where they’re both CIA agents AU)
Canon divergent AU-ish
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i knew you were trouble when you walked in by ClumsyBookworm18
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
09 Aug 2025
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Nancy and Jerome have the perfect marriage—if you overlook the lies, the travel schedules, and the occasional weapons stash. In reality, she’s Commission assassin Lila Pitts. He’s CIA agent Number Five. Neither knows the other’s secret… until she’s ordered to kill him and he discovers his saboteur sleeps on his side of the bed. With their covers blown, it’s a game of suspicion, and survival… and the only thing more dangerous than their secrets is each other.
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illicit affairs by ClumsyBookworm18 for panjava_clown_69
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
10 Mar 2025
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It was supposed to be nothing. It was supposed to be meaningless.
But the most dangerous lies are the ones they tell themselves.(Lila and Five spend one night together before the events of season 4)
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and my burden to bear is a love (i can’t carry anymore) by ClumsyBookworm18
Fandoms: Until Dawn (Video Game)
18 May 2020
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After the events of Blackwood, Josh’s ghost is stuck in limbo. Sam is the only one that can see him (much to her chagrin) and has to put up with his ghostly persistence. Who knew that even in the afterlife he could be so annoying.
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i know, i know life can be beautiful (i pray, i pray for a better way) by ClumsyBookworm18
Fandoms: Until Dawn (Video Game), Heathers (1988)
19 Feb 2020
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Dear Diary, being popular sucks when you hate your friends.
Sam Giddings is sick of being part of the snobbiest clique of her school, making fun of her childhood friend and outcast, and doing stupid lunch polls she’ll never get used to. So when she finds herself attracted to a dark and quirky newcomer that proposes a way to get rid of the popular elite, Sam doesn’t hesitate to agree. That is, until her teen angst bullshit gains a body count.
AKA the Heathers AU
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Oh. Oh.
Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
16 May 2025
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“This very well could have been my funeral if you hadn’t come back, so… Thank you."
That seemed to catch his attention. He stared at her for a moment then gave a tight smile. “Well, when you put it like that…”
After Jim Hopper's funeral, Nancy thanks Steve for saving her life.
Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
11 Nov 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Jealous Nancy, “thanks for saving my life” trope, post s3 one shot
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By the Book by monfivela
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
19 Jan 2025
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ElderlyOrderly AU!Librarian Five’s world is turned upside down when chaos incarnate, Lila Pitts, enters his life—bringing along her three little hellions.- Language:
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Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
23 Jan 2025
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The first time he showed up at her door, she raised an eyebrow, confused.
The second time, she was surprised he came back.
By the third time, she could safely assume it was their Friday Night.Friday Night is Hargreeves Siblings Night.
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- Part 3 of 🍓 fivela appreciation week 2024 🍓
- Part 1 of Like Clockwork
Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
08 Nov 2024
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The Promise by Toonmili
Fandoms: Black Panther (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Mar 2023
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After the intense battle with the Princess of Wakanda, Namor finds himself in the throes of an all-consuming obsession that is believed to be tearing him away from his people. He recruits Princess Shuri, the object of his preoccupation, to help him execute a dangerous plan that will reaffirm or slowly dismantle their complex relationship in the eyes of the Talokanil.
Bookmarked by ClumsyBookworm18
11 Mar 2023