Gifts for panjava_clown_69
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The Umbrella Academy is just the same except for one little difference. Lila Pitts is number 8. It changes everything.
The summer they are seventeen, she decides that most of what Reg has taught them is horseshit and since they’ve never had a summer, they’re going to make their own.
“I was just thinking about summer,” Lila said, dreamy.
“Like what?”
“Like we’ve never had one.”
“So what’ll it look like?”
“Sneaking out as much as possible. Maybe we’ll go to the beach?”
Series
- Part 1 of Anthem
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I'm the Daddy here by Alexa_K3S for Rowan_555, monfivela, HansoDax, LokiNightfury, Stephsageek, chronokinesis, InadequateAllAlong, panjava_clown_69, ClumsyBookworm18, Centifolian, mints_and_lilacs
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
12 Nov 2025
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What if Lila and Five were forced into a situation where they had to do something both right and terribly wrong? What if they had to hide it from everyone else—but couldn’t hide it from themselves? What if Five was back as an eighteen-year-old, not thirteen? Could they be friends, lovers, or something awkwardly in between?
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Bend it Till it Breaks by kuaptic for Rowan_555, HansoDax, ClumsyBookworm18, KitsuneUdon743, monfivela, LokiNightfury, panjava_clown_69, Alexa_K3S
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
28 Aug 2025
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The mission seemed simple at first -- kill the guy who kills Hitler and who else would the Commission give it to but their best agents, Five Hargreeves and Lila Pitts. There's just one tiny problem. Lila can't play the temptress, so the roll falls to Five. It's not a problem for him, but when Lila gets intense about teaching him how to be a woman, things go awry.
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The unbearable tragedy of (almost) getting what you want by LokiNightfury for panjava_clown_69
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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For Linds.
This was one of your millions of throwaway headcanons but it itched something so specific in my brain that it needed to have life breathed into it. After all of your cheerleadering, gorgeous edits, high level brain chatter and general feral gremlin-ness that you bring every damn day, you deserved a little sweet treat. Well... almost...
"What if Five and Lila almost hooked up the night of the keepers meeting?"
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Fresh out of undergrad, Five, Klaus, and Lila, take a road trip that somehow gets them naked.
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Benefits with doubt by Alexa_K3S for monfivela, LokiNightfury, HansoDax, panjava_clown_69, KitsuneUdon743
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
15 May 2025
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Five and Lila have always worked well together—as a team.
The problem? She doesn’t work nearly as well with her fiancé—Diego, who also happens to be Five’s brother.After a long stretch of unresolved sexual tension, Five and Lila came up with a solution. A logical one—or so they thought.
They quickly realized it was stupid. And messy. Very messy.
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illicit affairs by ClumsyBookworm18 for panjava_clown_69
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
10 Mar 2025
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It was supposed to be nothing. It was supposed to be meaningless.
But the most dangerous lies are the ones they tell themselves.(Lila and Five spend one night together before the events of season 4)