Coconut_Crabz
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Not so random drabbles from a fucked up brain ʘ‿ʘ
Feel free to take inspo/kidnap these I just want them out of my head
also look at this funky goober --> ಠ෴ಠ
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Don't Feel Sorry For Me, Feeling Sorry's Been My Life's Devotion by Coconut_Crabz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2025
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The betrayal, as Harry still called it, stung, despite the long years and many new lives between. For centuries the hurt and loss that made up his first two decades on earth clung to him like a bowtrukle clinging to a wand tree. Many a time in the past did he try to quell his ire and forgive his former comrades, his mentor, his friends; but the rage just kept burning. But, perhaps, all along he wanted deep down in his heart to be angry, Merlin knows he has a right to be. Perhaps he had always needed this anger to keep his sanity intact… It was too bad that most all of that anger had faded long before this.
After all, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
or, MOD Harry Potter finally cracks after his 185th life as Harry James Potter.
Too bad that this is his 211th.Series
- Part 1 of CrabZ Harry Potter Workshop
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Various unique works in the Harry Potter universe ;)
(All planned works for this are still in the works for now/ until I have motivation)
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"Every Potter who died on a Potter's Field always returned to the living."
The dead are watching.
The dead have always been watching.
And when their Master jumps through time back to his fourth year and is promptly killed, they answer his call.- Language:
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27 Apr 2026
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The corners are dark, and he's hungry.
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16 Apr 2026
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Reddit, is my neighbor a kidnapper or just weird? by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815) for ravenously
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
16 Apr 2022
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Aizawa Shouta has two current headaches in his life:
1. The case he and Tsukauchi are working on. It’s both ridiculous and a complete dead end. Like seriously? Do you really expect him to believe that a nine-tailed fox came into a game shop, ransacked the building, and then decided to recite bad poetry to the cashier? Come on, Shouta’s not an idiot.
2. His new neighbors are very concerning. Concerning in that Kakashi is definitely not related to Shikamaru, and therefore Shouta’s 90% sure that Kakashi kidnapped said child. The only other explanation is that the exhausted six-year-old willingly chose to live with Kakashi, and that just makes no sense. In Shouta’s humble opinion, no one would choose to live with someone who thinks that porn is the pinnacle of literature.
If only both of his headaches could be solved with some ibuprofen. Unfortunately, that’s not an option.
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05 Mar 2026
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Edo Tensei by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
23 Jan 2026
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“The HPSC is doing what?” Present Mic asked Nedzu incredulously.
Nedzu’s smile was tense. “The HPSC is concerned about the recent attack at the USJ and are choosing to intervene. A student of theirs will be transferring into Class 1-A in order to watch for a potential traitor in the school.”
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Or, Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated into bnha with a quirk that makes even All for One look like child’s play. And in his eyes, anyone in UA could be the traitor he’s looking for.- Language:
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05 Mar 2026
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After getting the locket from Umbridge, Harry apparates with Ron and Hermione, but something goes terribly wrong, and he finds himself in a dark alley with an injured, young Voldemort. Soon he realises that he has travelled to a different universe where magic doesn't exist, and Tom Riddle is the head of an organised crime syndicate. Harry thankfully has his magic. Tom is incredibly fascinated by the cute, strange man who has saved him.