CodenameCarrot

A green bath with a mortician window; a lady is facing away fom the viewer, naked except for a cloth slug low around her hips. Perhaps she'll enter the bath, perhaps she's just an attendant, preparing the room for a future bather.



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  1. Make Love, Not War (Stories of Chancellors Kelrec and Ake) by

    Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)

    16 Feb 2026

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    Stories about Chancellor Ake of Starfleet Academy and Chancellor Kelrec of the Federation War College as they go from antagonistic co-workers through an odd situation-ship and emerge at something that might just be love.

    Or: the one where Nahla Ake stole Zeeren Kelrec's tablecloth and his heart.

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  2. AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by ,

    Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Undertale (Video Game)

    07 Feb 2026

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    Trip the Light Fantastic by

    Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)  

    14 Mar 2026

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    Genesis introduces her friends to one of her - maybe more unexpected - interests and is rewarded by their enthusiasm.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    Trip the Light Fantastic by AnotherFinnegan
    81190711

    The Doctor is into opera. Darem loves calica. And Genesis? Genesis likes professional wrestling.

    Many years ago, when she was little and they had been stationed briefly on a little satellite with a fairly small population, she had become friends with a man who worked maintenance and always had time for a bored kid looking for something to do. He had taught her some mechanics and systems work, but the real treasure had been the day he made a reference to his favorite source of entertainment.

    [...]

    "There has been a being filling the role of The Undertaker since some of the earliest recordings of the sport."

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    Последнее средство by ,

    Fandoms: Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)  

    08 Mar 2026

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    — Нала? — Келрик удивлённо моргает. — Что, чёрт возьми, ты тут делаешь?
    Она глядит на него немигающим взглядом.
    — Прости за вторжение, Келрик. Но мне нужен твой чай.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Последнее средство by WTF Star Trek Universe 2026
    80833171

    The one where Nahla wakes Kelrec up claiming she needs tea to sleep. It’s a little true, and more sweet, as Kelrec accommodates her (the only way out is surrender.)

    The story is in Russian, but I found the translation through Google Chrome to be delightfully readable and the story captured a feeling I see in their relationship - it’s sweet and romantic without filing the rough edges off the characters that make them who they are. So no writing sample here

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    The Rook by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn, Star Wars Legends: Dark Empire (Comics), Star Wars Legends: New Jedi Order Series - Various Authors  

    07 Mar 2026

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    He fell, and the galaxy kept turning.

    Fifteen years after his fall, Luke Skywalker tends his gardens in a Force-null prison on Myrkr: isolated, monitored, and mostly forgotten by the galaxy he once tried to save.

    Then Mara Jade shows up dying from a Vong bioweapon, and suddenly the Republic might have a use for a caged Sith Lord after all.

    The question is whether Luke Skywalker can be trusted to save the galaxy – or if letting him out will just give them a different kind of apocalypse.

    "When have impossible tasks ever stopped me before?"

     

    Or: I present for your enjoyment: "what if the NR took Dark Empire seriously," combined with "what if the Vong War but you ignore all of the EU after Dark Empire," plus "what if dark-ish! Luke during the NJO." If that sounds fun, you are my people.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    The Rook by vader_incarnate
    73197566

    A lovely novel with a "dark-ish" Luke (he's working on it, sort of, okay?) pulled from a prison cell on Myrkr by Mara Jade because things with the Vong have gotten just that bad. All of the best of Ledgends is here, and I ended up binging it in a single evening because it was just that good.

    "Luke." Mara's voice cut through. "You're having a breakdown about your niece's alcohol consumption now. That wasn't on the schedule."

    "My breakdown schedule is very flexible," Luke said into his hands. Then he looked up at Jaina again. "You're really Han and Leia's kid. I can tell. The attitude is – " He gestured vaguely. " – unmistakable."

    "Thank you," Jaina said, because she was choosing to take that as a compliment.

    "That wasn't – " Luke stopped. "You know what, sure. Take it as a compliment. You're sixteen and terrifying. Just like your mother."

    "And a delinquent," Jaina added helpfully. "Like my father."

    "Yes. That too." Luke's smile was tired but real. "This is my life now. Constant heart attacks and terrible decisions."

    "Welcome to the family," Jaina said.

  4. Public Bookmark 7

    There Shall Come Up Briers and Thorns by

    Fandoms: Highlander: The Series, Biblefic - Fandom  

    22 Jul 2010

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    In the month of November, the year of our Lord two-thousand-and-one, Methos and Yeshua talk for the first time since Gethsemane.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    There Shall Come Up Briers and Thorns by sentientcitizen
    244842

    Per the Author’s summary: In the month of November, the year of our Lord two-thousand-and-one, Methos and Yeshua talk for the first time since Gethsemane. (I read this before the others in the series, and it’s my favorite of the trio; it stands just fine alone.)

    It’s late November, the brisk air clouding his breath and leeching the nimbleness from his fingers, when Methos sees Yeshua again.

    For one heart-stopping moment he finds himself frozen in the little coffee-shop’s doorway, unable to step forward despite the press of people behind him. The buzz of warning rattles against his skull as he stares at the familiar face, the dark olive-toned skin and broad nose so very different from what the so-called masters had painted. His curly hair, rich brown, has been cropped short, and his full beard is now a neatly trimmed patch on his chin, but it’s the change in his eyes that leaves Methos wondering for the briefest of moments if it really is Yeshua sitting there

    Yeshua smiles, and raises his mug in greeting.

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    Only the Best! by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels  

    29 Jan 2019

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    Your name is Hondo Ohnaka.

    You are a businessman. You are a pirate. You are a survivor.

    One day, you are stranded on Tatooine and you run into a very familiar face: your old friend, Obi-Wan Kenobi!

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    02 Aug 2023

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    Only the Best! by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
    17583677

    The Hondo fic you didn’t know you were waiting for. So perfectly done I don’t even care it’s in 2nd person (which normally drives me up the wall).

    Dressed as a farmer? He’s certainly let himself go, but who hasn’t lost a little of their old shine in these trying times?

    “Obi-Wan Kenobi! My old friend!” you cry as you make your way over to him. The Jedi Master’s previously dull expression morphs into one of surprise, with a hint of utter horror.

    Ah, good. He remembers you.