CodenameCarrot
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The day Anne Yum won Can't Stop the Quiz should have been the best day of her life. But before she could start living it, she had to get through another 92 episodes.
A post-movie coda about Anne, and Jenny, and maybe (if you squint) finding yourself and avoiding blood clots.
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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Sometimes Murder is the Answer by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
20 Jan 2025
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LMH Julian Bashir of the USS Anaximander was shaken when he learned that this universe’s Doctor Bashir was Human Augment. More so when the date of Doctor Zimmerman’s death in his universe was the same as when the secret went public here. What sort of monster might he be, deep in his code?
Dr. Elim Garak has always known two things: that Julian Bashir (any one of him) is one of the most irrationally idealistic officers to ever serve in Star Fleet and that sometimes murder is the answer. To reassure his husband, they’ll visit CMO Julian Bashir on Deep Space 9 and even investigate across quantum realities.
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I Want a Man With a Short Skant and a Long Jacket (A Post-Canon Cardassia Fic) by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek
02 Dec 2024
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Doctor Julian Subatoi Bashir, Lieutenant, shouldn’t have been in charge of the Federation Relief Effort. But here he was: briefing volunteers, dispensing energy credits, arranging marriages, and trying to meet up with Garak for a literary flirtation over a private meal. (There was no such thing as a private meal with Garak but Julian was getting used to the security drones and the paparazzi.)
He had everything under control - for most definitions of control - when Admiral Jellico arrived to relieve him. And while Jellico’s leadership style might not have been a great fit for the relief effort, it was 100% what Julian needed to enact an over-the-top bid to get his lizard.
Or: the the one where...
Julian accidentally encouraged a generation to take up recreational swimming, forced a planet-wide revision of the public decency laws, and then made it up to Garak by recreating the most famous scene from the Cardassian Union’s most pirated porn as a public declaration of love.
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Registration by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
30 Jun 2024
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Spock comes to Earth, but not as a son of his father’s house.
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Undertale (Video Game)
02 Aug 2025
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Very short. It just came to me. I'm so sorry in advance.
“Guess it’s not so bad,” James whispered even knowing his voice would carry to everyone in the office. “There’s worse ways going out than with an angel in my ear.”
The office was so quite no one could pretend they didn’t hear the gasp that was caught between a sob and a chuckle that escaped Q’s lips.
“Sing me one last song?” Bond asked, praying desperately that he wasn’t pleading.Bookmarked by CodenameCarrot
19 Nov 2015
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Angel in my Ear by HighQueen
5220548Every time I reread this, the strength of it takes me off guard and I cry.
“Funeral is at 7. I expect tuxedos and cocktail dresses. God knows he would,” Q announced with a quirk of his lips.
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Small Miracles by summerofspock
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Good Omens (TV)
08 Apr 2020
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What if Aziraphale and Crowley decided that Alpha Centauri wasn't far enough away? What if they ran off to the next galaxy?
And what if, 300 years later, the Enterprise ran into them?
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Bookmarked by CodenameCarrot
27 Aug 2021
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Small Miracles by summerofspock
23547490The crew of the enterprise ends up past the ass-end of known space. There, they find a perfect copy of 20th century earth and 2 human life signs. One of which needs to miracle up a pair of glasses to hide his unusual eyes.
“Yes. According to the gamma crew, and after Spock’s analysis, we encountered something that essentially slingshotted us to the outskirts of the Andromeda Galaxy.”
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“The atmosphere, Captain. Its composition is exactly that of Earth.”
Clouds continue to move across the surface of the blue and green planet in the viewscreen and Jim asks, “Any other similarities?”
Spock looks down at the viewer and pauses. “Geography almost identical to that of 21st century earth. In fact, in all regards, it appears to be an exact copy.”
Suspicions confirmed, Jim rubs his forehead. This should be good news. Instead it’s another strange thing they’ll have to investigate with no reason to believe it would turn out well.
“Life signs?” Jim asks, following the normal protocol.
Spock is silent for a moment. “Two. And by all appearances, human.”
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Now the adventures of Obi Wan Kenobi and the Doctor, in time and space.
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19 Sep 2022
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How not to adopt a child by LadyStorm
26544052This story has two central truths: It starts and ends in war, and both the Doctor and Obi-Wan are destined for infinite sadness. (Truthfully, a favorite trope of mine) But, even Davros can have a moment of kindness, and in traveling together for a while they can lighten some of their own, and others’, loads.
The formatting is atrocious - all of the paragraphs are slurred together (I think ‘br’ instead of ‘p’ was used, or the author pasted it in from a source without a blank line between paragraphs - either way, it could use a good find-and-replace) but we’ll worth the extra effort to read.
Ka Faraq Gatri was the most dangerous person Davros had ever known, and yet he had expressed and displayed the same weaknesses as his Lab assistant for compassion and kindness.
The Doctor, Davros thought wryly, would probably like his Lab Assistant.
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Tony Stark is a guest on Top Gear, because of course he is.
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02 Jul 2017
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Star in a Reasonably Priced Car by Kaitou
90994Does what it says on the tin, stick around for the punchline.
"You did it in one minute…" The crowd falls quiet when he pauses, "fourty…" You could hear a pin, no, a piece of lint drop now, and Jeremy Clarkson lets it draw out as long as possible.
Tony Stark is never nervous. Not even a congressional hearing had been enough to make him sweat. But he's on the edge of his seat now, hands braced on his knees. And this is going out on national television. He gives it a half hour before it's all over YouTube and all of the Torrent sites.
"Five Point Four!" Clarkson crows. The crowd goes nuts and Tony yells out "YES!"
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Crowley tries to do evil. He really does. It all just goes wrong sometimes. Right? Wrong? It goes not the way he intended.
Inspired by "Made Them All."
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06 Sep 2019
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Serendipity by Roadsterguy
20529587Authors Summary (I can’t do better): Crowley tries to do evil. He really does. It all just goes wrong sometimes. Right? Wrong? It goes not the way he intended.
And as a side project, he dove into Rosalind Franklin’s mind, encouraging her to think of bodies twining together in ecstasy, and of course that didn’t quite pan out the way he thought.