CodenameCarrot

A green bath with a mortician window; a lady is facing away fom the viewer, naked except for a cloth slug low around her hips. Perhaps she'll enter the bath, perhaps she's just an attendant, preparing the room for a future bather.



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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    The Guardians of the Galaxy get a little more than they bargained for when they try to retrieve something from Earth.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    Meet The Guardians by Grundy
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    At some point post-cannon, the guardians of the galaxy decide to rob Slayers HQ. Dawn POV. Everyone is the exact sort of asshole they should be.


    Grabbing a crossbow, Dawn headed down to do what she did best- stall for time until a Slayer showed up. She just hoped Faith wasn’t otherwise occupied. Buffy was out of town.

    When she got to the vault entrance, she stopped in shock.

    “Shit,” she exclaimed, not caring that she was giving away any element of surprise. “I’ve finally lost it. There is no way a raccoon and a potted plant are trying to pull a heist.”

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    About the size of a turkey, the velociraptors were basically feathery coyotes with sickle claws. The little buggers were escape artists too, and managed to escape their enclosure at least once every week. Once free they would usually venture into the guest areas and raid the garbage cans, beg tourists for food, and try and lure the pigeons into a false sense of security by fluffing their feathers and pretending to peck at the ground.

    The Other Velociraptors on the other hand, were six foot tall, super intelligent, scaly freaks of nature that only existed because the science department was a bunch of nerds. Surprisingly however they were much better behaved than their smaller, more natural counterparts. Too bad the chief of security was an asshole, and their trainer had a habit of getting drunk and teaching them things they really shouldn't know.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    The Trouble with Velociraptors by Feneris
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    If Jurassic park were about 10x more like a regular zoo, only the experimental velociraptors were smarter than your average bear… (and Administrator’s POV of the fiasco.)


    When Sasha Deling had first started working for Prehistoric Paradise dinosaur theme park, she had thought her job would involve things like escaping velociraptors.

    She was right.

    However instead of screaming people running in terror from prehistoric killing machines, there was garbage scattered across the food-court and people complaining to management.

    About the size of a turkey, the velociraptors were basically feathery coyotes with sickle claws. And like coyotes, the raptors had adapted very well to human presence. After all, a sickle claw was perfect for disemboweling garbage bags, half-eaten fish sticks didn’t fight back, and tourists would just give your food if you looked at them and made the right noises

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    Just some info I've gathered over the past couple of weeks, about how to:
    1. Block tags using Site Skins, block only fics that contain both tag A and tag B, and block fics with a tag that contains a certain phrase, unless they are a specific whitelisted tag
    2. Highlight the tags in pretty colors! Or bold, or hide them!
    3. Block mega-crossovers with a million different fandoms
    4. Select for/block fics that are completed/rated something/have a certain category/don't have summaries
    5. Block everything that doesn't have a certain tag, or one of a list of tags
    6. Block orphan_account and tag block by author
    7. Block only tags of specific types (fandoms, relationships, freeforms, etc.)
    8. Block fics focused on original characters, and/or fics without any tags of a specific type
    9. Block every pairing with two characters in it—case insensitive, any order, no matter how many other people are also in the tag
    10. Block by number of tags

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  4. Rec 5

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    Wedge learns something interesting about Luke and Leia. (Nothing moves faster in a Rebellion than gossip.)

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    02 Jan 2026

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    You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take by Kitsune_Scribe
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    Wedge and Tycho talk shit about Luke and Leia. (The rebellion runs on gossip and rouge squadron being rogue squadron.)


    "Well, that's just rude. Also factually untrue. If she can fall for one devilishly handsome Correllian smuggler and pilot, she can fall for another. The blood stripe can't be what won her over."

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    This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    A Letter from “Crawly” to Azirapil by mostlydeadlanguages
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    Does what it says on the tin. Superbly … creating an actual clay tablet is an admirable commitment to the bit, and the story is amusing in the style of the book.


    This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.