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    "You can't close the bag. You need to take something out. You've got, like, four pairs of boots in here," Caleb complained at her. "You don't even wear shoes."

    Yes, well, she had plans for all four of those pairs of boots.


    After the Miyazaki, Chancellors Kelrec and Ake retreated from each other into their own grief.

    Now, Nahla plans to spend All-World's break with an old friend and Kelrec is looking forward to a few days of quiet as the senior officer in charge of their shuttered campus. Both are unaware that two cadets in the deepest of shit are about to throw them back into each other's orbit. It might be love, Admiral Vance's worst headache to date, or both.

    (Vance was on Betazed while the two of them were conspiring at the San Francisco Founding Day party. Please stop asking him about it, he didn’t invite them, and he doesn't want to know who did.)


    Happy Federation Day! This fic is completed and will post Friday Mornings (Eastern Time / GMT-5) from May 8, 2026 to May 29, 2026.

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    The second class of cadets to enter Starfleet Academy was a mirror of healing Federation; along with the expected Humans, Bajorans, and Ni’vari, it contained dozens of new species and their unfamiliar habits. Nothing so odd that it was worth raising a fuss over, but certainly worth recounting in the Chancellor’s office at the end of the day.

    Even before she called in the cadets for their testimony, Chancellor Ake realized that there was something uncomfortably familiar about the Lanthanite cadet at the center of all of these stories.

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    When he was six, Caleb stole Captain Ake’s delta and went out a window on Pikaru to escape Starfleet. Sixteen years later, he told his mom he was getting dinner, stole pair of mechanic’s overalls, and ran back to it.

    Instead of Starfleet, he found an empty campus and Commander Jett Reno. Fortunately, she could work with that.

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    The simple truth is that the War College was founded to make Starfleet officers smaller. The number of creative solutions in the years after the Burn were without count, and well, they threatened to undermine the Federation.

    And now a hundred years later, both the Federation and her enemies have forgotten that truth.


    In a crippled ship, surrounded by Venari Ral, Nahla Ake is going to make sure everyone remembers it.

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    So seducing Chancellor Ake didn't go as planned. That's fine, no plan survives combat unchanged.

    And then she seduces him, and things really don't go as planned. Kelrec is half-convinced that all of this is a grand joke on Ake's part. Strike that, after the so-called "dress rehearsal" with the flatulent Kometa fish he is 100% convinced that it's a joke on her part.

    But when Alpherati arrive Kelrec realizes that diplomacy is, indeed, just that strange.


    This fic is completed and will post daily in the evenings (Eastern Time / GMT-5) from Feburary 14, 2026 to February 16, 2026.

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    A css skin and tutorial that allows you to make Starfleet themed dividers for use within a chapter. It can be used to modify the h3 heading (for dividers with titles or description) or the hr element (for dividers without).

    This skin and the resulting dividers have been tested on, and work with, the standard site skin, low vision site skin, reversi, snow blue, and the highly modified version of simply twilling I use as my standard. So it should work for almost every one of your readers.

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    Chapters:
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    “Benjamin Sisko Emissary of the Prophets” written by Asul Otu and illustrated by Eta Sele is the most commonly printed book on Bajor.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    20
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    The cadets had ended their prank war and the board of overseers had come and gone.

    But there was unfinished business between Chancellors Ake and Kelrec. He wanted to establish the superiority of the War College. She wanted to steal his tablecloth.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    441
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    Add a direct link to comment on a chapter that looks like a real A03 button!

    Right now, if a user is reading in "entire work" the easiest way to comment on a chapter is to open the next chapter in a new tab, then go back a chapter, click comments, and then leave a comment. Readers who downloaded a work have even more hoops to jump though.

    This is a guide to making a direct link to the feedback section and/or dedicated comment pages so that our readers can give us some. It uses AO3's default CSS classes to piggyback on the archive formatting our reader is using, making it look like an official A03 button on the web. (CSS formatting does not carry-over if the work is downloaded, but the link will remain.)

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    Kudos:
    45
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    14
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    We're all our worst selves on the internet.

    Lord Angelo, deputy to the absent duke, is no exception.

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    12
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    There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide

    It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.

    The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.

    There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)

    Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    1,328
    Kudos:
    6,850
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    Two of the five times Julian Bashir obtained a medical license, the time he lost one, and the things that came after.

    Alternately: a farcical tragicomedy featuring Julian Bashir, himbo extraordinaire and Federation evangelist, saving the day and his medical career through the power of planning, free love, and enough interspecies cooperation to stick it to Section 31.


    This fic is completed and will post twice weekly, on Friday and Tuesday Evenings (Eastern Time / GMT-5) through September 30th 2025.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    24
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    The day Anne Yum won Can't Stop the Quiz should have been the best day of her life. But before she could start living it, she had to get through another 92 episodes.

    A post-movie coda about Anne, and Jenny, and maybe (if you squint) finding yourself and avoiding blood clots.

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    LMH Julian Bashir of the USS Anaximander was shaken when he learned that this universe’s Doctor Bashir was Human Augment. More so when the date of Doctor Zimmerman’s death in his universe was the same as when the secret went public here. What sort of monster might he be, deep in his code?

    Dr. Elim Garak has always known two things: that Julian Bashir (any one of him) is one of the most irrationally idealistic officers to ever serve in Star Fleet and that sometimes murder is the answer. To reassure his husband, they’ll visit CMO Julian Bashir on Deep Space 9 and even investigate across quantum realities.

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    Doctor Julian Subatoi Bashir, Lieutenant, shouldn’t have been in charge of the Federation Relief Effort. But here he was: briefing volunteers, dispensing energy credits, arranging marriages, and trying to meet up with Garak for a literary flirtation over a private meal. (There was no such thing as a private meal with Garak but Julian was getting used to the security drones and the paparazzi.)

    He had everything under control - for most definitions of control - when Admiral Jellico arrived to relieve him. And while Jellico’s leadership style might not have been a great fit for the relief effort, it was 100% what Julian needed to enact an over-the-top bid to get his lizard.

    Or: the the one where...

    Julian accidentally encouraged a generation to take up recreational swimming, forced a planet-wide revision of the public decency laws, and then made it up to Garak by recreating the most famous scene from the Cardassian Union’s most pirated porn as a public declaration of love.

    Illustrations by Master_of_the_Game

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    Spock comes to Earth, but not as a son of his father’s house.

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    Comments:
    4
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Some Bridges are designed by famous architects like Leonardo or Calatrava. Some bridges are big, or beautiful, or historic. These bridges have names: the Golden Gate, the Sydney Harbor.

    Other bridges make their own way in the world. They claw their way into names like “the can opener” or “fools bridge.”

    And most bridges are just unappreciated, and would gladly be the backup singer in a boy-band for 15 minutes of fame.

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    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    319
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    James Rhodes went to MIT on a ROTC scholarship, majored Course 16 (Aero-Astro), managed a 4.7/5.0 GPA, and was generally an upstanding West-Campus sort of guy. He knew where his life was going.

    The last was thrown out the window when he met a messed up kid during R/O week 1985...

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    40
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    217
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    4,197
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    As of April 2016, The database that stores works on A03 does not allow emoji. If you try to add an emoji it will end your story there. Any words after the emoji? Poof. Gone. This is a known, if poorly advertised, issue with the archive.

    There are some workarounds; you can find them in: How to Make iOS Text messages on A03. But here? Here is for ALL THE EMOJI*.

    10 chapters of emoji tables, each with the HTML for putting the emoji into your work and the CSS for putting it into your workskin. Copy-Paste baby. Copy-Paste.

    *Does not contain the 2016 Unicode release. You'll have to come up with the code for pickle yourselves.

    (Note, because this is 10 chapters of emoji tables, here is a link to the Index Tables (chapter 1) to speed up load times and reduce confusion if you have preferences set to "entire work.")

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    English
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    33,325
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    393
    Hits:
    27,606
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    This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.

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    English
    Words:
    4,500
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    385
    Kudos:
    4,303
    Bookmarks:
    4,206
    Hits:
    187,924

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