Cohava
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Buffy counted inside her head, one… two… thr--
“So you wanna tell me the reason why you’re all dolled up?”
Bingo.
“Cut the jealous crap, Spike, I just had a job interview. Shoe store at the mall downtown.”
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He got up awkwardly and waddled to retrieve his phone, collapsing back on the bed and cradling it to his cheek. This was a stupid, humiliating idea but he figured it was still less stupid and humiliating than being found dead in his apartmend with a vibrator up his ass because he was too weak to field his Heat on his own. Cas answered after the third ring.
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“Thank you, Dean. Your assessment of my attractiveness means a lot.”
“Yeah, right!” Sam burst out. “Uh, no offense, Cas, but I don’t think Dean should write me off as a lost cause just yet.”
Dean grinned wide around the neck of his beer bottle. This was too good for words. A chance to introduce his best friend to the world of earthly pleasures and Sam’s oft restrained inner caveman coming out to play? Gold.
“Wanna bet?”Or: Dean makes a bet with Sam that Cas can get laid and there's really only one way to make sure he'll win WINK WINK
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So basically, the problem with having Cas in the bunker with them is this: it’s great, but Dean’s fucked.
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Set in a vague post-season 5 alternate reality where no one's dead, Castiel is now a human and he has to learn how to live as a human. Featuring gratuitous shopping, Dean being Confused(TM), Dean being a Constipated Mess(TM) and Cas having sex because he deserves it.
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Most wicked speed by LiveOakWithMoss
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Jun 2025
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Much ink has been spilled on what happens when one of the House of Fingolfin becomes entangled with one of the House of Feanor.
This is the ink for when Fingolfin's only daughter says, 'Hold my beer.'
Bookmarked by Cohava
10 Nov 2025
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On the Eroticism of Death in Eldar Art, by an Esteemed and Learned Scholar of the Blessed Isle of Númenor by bottlecapmermaid
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Aug 2025
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A treatise on certain traditions in Elvish art. From a scroll in the Library of Imladris. It is black ink on the flesh side of fine parchment, in the Humanist hand of an accomplished academic scribe of the tradition of the Men of Númenor.
Bookmarked by Cohava
27 Aug 2025
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your shadow at morning, rising to meet you by crownlessliestheking
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Dec 2021
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Nolofinwë goes to Formenos, to seek what reconciliation he may.
Bookmarked by Cohava
03 Aug 2025
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Fëanor's Perfect Milk Rolls by amyfortuna (elwinfortuna)
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Apr 2020
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Fëanor talks through how to make glorious enriched bread. Better than lembas!
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18 Jun 2025
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Sea Longing by bunn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Sep 2020
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"It was often said (in other families) that long ago one of the Took ancestors must have taken a fairy wife. That was, of course, absurd*, but..."
- The Hobbit, Ch 1, An Unexpected Party
* But what if?Inspired by the wonderful art created by androgynouscardinal for Tolkien Reverse Fandom Bang 2020. Beta thanks to raiyana.
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Bookmarked by Cohava
07 Mar 2025