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Break ups are hard. But friends can make the pain a little easier to bear.
Set late 2015/ early 2016 ish
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What's the lack of underwear between friends? by ConfusedPython
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
06 Apr 2018
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When Jack gets back to the Haus before his third year at Samwell, he wasn't expecting to find someone already in his bed, let alone for that person to not be wearing clothes.
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The soul bond is less of a physical marker than an awareness of your partner. It is often described as a phantom limb. Soul bonds were a tricky thing. Kent knew this. He’d just never realised how shit they could be sometimes.
Epikegster 2014 is the worst night of Kent's life. Not because of the fight with Jack--no, because he accidentally soul-bonded with Bitty.
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Creating A Family Christmas by ConfusedPython for cakeismyreligion
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
26 Dec 2016
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The holidays are a stressful time, but the SMH team have each other's back every year
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Michael hears a song on the radio, catches a radio interview where 5 Seconds of Summer talks about their new single (Beside You). And the names and voices are familiar. Then someone knocks at the door and maybe Michael's luck isn't so bad after all.
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Awkward Encounters Alternate Endings by ConfusedPython
Fandom 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
14 May 2015
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How shit could have gone down.
Come tell me which was your fav at Confused-Python
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The Many Titles of the Group Chat by stabthroughme
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jan 2026
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It started with Ilya having suggestions for the menu at the new and improved Kingfisher. It stopped being a reno chat real quick
Series
- Part 7 of In The Loonie Bin (Mars' Hollanov Fics)
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02 Feb 2026
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Fanning the Flames by cjr2
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Dec 2025
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The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.
Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)
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29 Jan 2026
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the montreal vs boston game by jacemorgensterns
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jan 2026
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When Shane collides with Cliff Marlow during the Montreal vs Boston game in April of 2017, Ilya has to get through the evening not knowing how he's doing. He eventually confides in his roommate Cliff, who subsequently invites himself onto Ilya's trip to the hospital the next morning.
“Ask,” Ilya said flatly, trying not to admit to himself that he probably knew what he was about to be asked.
“What is your relationship with Shane Hollander?” Marlow asked.
He didn’t ask ‘are you and Shane Hollander in a relationship?’. If he asked that, Ilya might have laughed and told him everything. As it was, he considered lying. He was pretty sure that at this point, Marlow would believe whatever Ilya told him. It was apparently clear to Marlow that something was different about Shane and Ilya, so if Ilya told him they were friends and that Shane had been reaching out to him about his father, Marlow would believe him. It technically wasn’t untrue.
It also wasn’t covering the part where they’d been fucking since they were nineteen years old.
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14 Jan 2026
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It's a dangerous world for pretty little things.
Just boys getting stuffed and overstuffed and stuffed again. Featuring monsters, beasts, humans with monstrous tastes, and so on.
Scenario requests for Ouroboros are currently [CLOSED].
Scenario requests for Cautionary Tales are currently [OPEN].
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02 Jan 2026
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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31 Dec 2025