Consorte
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It’s been months but they can’t say they do this often.
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- Part 1 of EXO Drabbles
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He didn't know that Minseok could be this talkative
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- Part 2 of EXO Drabbles
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Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.
Things spiral from there.
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01 Feb 2026
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On Sex, Sativa, and Other Sweet Things by summerofspock
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Dec 2025
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Sanji is on a three week countdown to lose his virginity before he graduates. But also on a four week countdown to leaving the state and he’s entirely unsure if he and Zoro are just fooling around or if it was ever meant to be anything more. Zoro said he liked him, but Sanji has no idea what that even means.
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- Part 2 of Super Smash Bros
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12 Dec 2025
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the same sweet shock by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Dec 2024
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Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.
“Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.
“No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.
“It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.
“Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.
“Yeah.” Satoru says.
Suguru glares even harder.
“Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.
“I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.
“I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”
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08 Nov 2025
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“Can we get married today?”
Leorio, barely awake, yawns and buries his face into Kurapika’s hair. He closes his eyes again and mumbles out a sleepy “Yeah, sure,” like a dutiful sitcom husband saying yes, dear. It takes him a few seconds to actually understand what he just said, and once he does, he sits up and scrambles for his glasses. “What? Today? No!”
(After their accidental engagement, Leorio realizes that there's still a lot he doesn't know about Kurta traditions.
Sequel to "The Sweetest Flower that Grows"!)
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15 Sep 2025
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“I’m saying yes, by the way. Did I neglect to say that?”
Leorio’s eyebrows shuffle together. “Yes?” he asks, like he’s surprised that they’d accept his proposal. Idiot. What did he think they’d say? Thank you, but no thank you? What a moron. They kiss his hand again, and his fingers twitch against their lips. “And...what are you saying yes to, exactly...? I mean, I know, I just want to hear you say it.”
(Or, a simple gift takes on a new meaning when Leorio accidentally performs a Kurta engagement ritual.)
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15 Sep 2025