Cookietron38
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Pete Wentz is a college dropout turned live musician turned unemployed bum. While trying to get back on his feet, his landlord friend Joe Trohman sets him up to be roommates with one of his tenants who's been struggling to make ends meet. This tenant also happens to be the world's first and only consulting detective.
a.k.a a peterick buddycop fic which is vaguely based off sherlock holmes and also the saturday music video
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"Rituals like these always weirded Scar out a bit. Maybe it was the lack of control in the situation. Spiritual stuff was always a bit volatile. Sort of like throwing a handful of darts with your eyes closed, or attempting to chuck a peeled Kraft single onto somebody's window. Except with potential consequences of death or eternal damnation and the like."
The ConCorp crew has been tasked by Cleo to track down Joe after he's been missing for a week. Also, a sock is somehow also involved.
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"The door swung open to reveal a downright exhausted looking man with a wobbly smile, a brown cardigan, and a slightly-faded imprint of a bad paint job that covered his entire upper half. Scar couldn't decide if the man's eye was twitching from stress or if he was simply using his right eye to broadcast SOS in morse code. Either way it wasn't looking good."
Zedaph finds himself waking up on the wrong side of the bed more often than not. Hopefully Concorp can help!
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"'About a month. The first time it happened was really bad dude, I lost like five chickens. It was already a pretty bad week for me, so that just made it a whole lot worse. Like, I got bit by someone's chihuahua? Who lets a vicious beast like a chihuahua run loose like that!? Trust me, I had one. His name was-'
Ren took a breath like he was about to deliver the Gettysburg Address in full, paused for a moment, realized he was about to go on a tangent of a lifetime, then sighed."
Scar and Cub have to find the canine gobbling up all of Ren's chickens. Featuring claw marks, slightly aggressive use of a holiday staple, and a sleepover.
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"There was a nice looking terracotta patio with a firepit as a centerpiece, along with an arch with grapevines growing around it. The centerpiece, of course, was a rather miffed looking Cleo saying some choice words to a hole in the ground. The aforementioned mystery pit proceeded to chuck a blue tang at her face."
The seal of an ancient tomb has been broken, and now it's up to Scar and Cub to fin-ish the job.
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ConCorp Services for Magical Mishaps and Maladies by Cookietron38
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
12 Jul 2024
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"Are you the victim of a paranormal phenomenon? Have ghosts roamed your halls? Have you accidentally slipped through the fabric of time itself, only to be denied compensation by your insurance company? While we can't fix insurance-based corruption, we sure as hell can find that rip in the space-time continuum and maybe put a rug over it or something."
AKA: In the small town of Hermitville, Cub and Scar run an odd job service relating to anything magical or paranormal. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
(A series of short sort of connected oneshots filled with purely shenanigans, don't expect an overarching story lol)
Cross-posted here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/336415758-convex-services-for-magical-mishaps-and-maladies
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The Atsign Agency: run by Joe Hills and the zombie Cleo, they're here to solve all of your supernatural problems, hauntings, magical accidents, and also just about any contracting work or errands you need if you're willing to have it done cheaply by two unqualified odd jobbers struggling to make rent. After over a decade together in the city of Carrows, the two of them frequently see things and deal with things that are probably a bit too ridiculous to name, and have the experience to handle it, if not particularly frequently the money.
When the mysterious (and clearly very rich) Pearl Moon walks into their agency, offering them a massive payment for a simple job, what are they to do but accept?
Yeah, they may be about to regret that one. This job is going to be anything but simple, and the entire City of Angels may be at stake. Careful, Atsign Agency: the past is watching.
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