CountingWithStraws
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Plot Bunny Farm Escapees!! by CountingWithStraws
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Norse Religion & Lore, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Jul 2024
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This is not a story. It is a collection of brainstorming and plot bunnies intermixed with deleted, cut, or otherwise rewritten scenes from my actual stories. It is a place for ideas & where readers can ask questions with the knowledge that I'll give actual answers even if they're spoilery.
Current Bunnies:
Hummock: Drarry, Harry Potter, EWE AU Fanfic.
Holly & Oak: Drarry, Harry Potter Rewrite Fanfic (Not Posted Yet)
A Loki Scorned: FrostIron
Prime & His Enigma: BakuDeku, My Hero Academia Fanfic, either AU or semi-Cannon follow with Omegaverse twist. (Not Posted Yet)Series
- Part 1 of Plot Bunny Farm Escapees!!
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A Loki Scorned by CountingWithStraws
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Loki (Marvel Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Norse Religion & Lore
21 Dec 2023
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, twice fold if she be a mother, but there is no one you can pray to if they be a Loki.
Act I: A Loki Scorned (Chapters 1-6) Complete.
Act II: A Loki Found (Chapters 7-?) In Progress.
Act III: A Loki Loved (Chapters ?-?)Series
- Part 3 of Plot Bunny Farm Escapees!!
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It's been six years since the war. Six years since Harry Potter disappeared with his godson, Teddy. Now, Ron & Hermione are finally tying the knot, & Harry is forced to return to the Wizarding World in order to attend as Ron's best man. As maid of honor, Hermione has asked Draco Malfoy to help watch over and keep Harry safe from the news-starved reporters. He agrees, expecting to come face to face with Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, the Chosen One, the Savior; instead, Draco meets someone unexpected, he meets just Harry.
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- Part 2 of Plot Bunny Farm Escapees!!
- Part 3 of My Exploration of the ABO Genre
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A.B.O. by CountingWithStraws
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Feb 2022
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Alpha, Beta, Omega--secondary genders that socially define who a person is or is supposed to be, but what happens if, despite your secondary gender, you don't fit within the gender's social guidelines?
Professor Izuku Midoriya is supposedly an alpha, but he doesn't even look or act like one. At 31, he's never even had a rut! Outside of his mother and close friends, everyone assumes he's a beta or even an omega.
Katsuki Bakugou is the lead singer of Lord Explosion Murder. At twenty-eight, everyone assumes the large, muscular, cocksure artist is an alpha--of course he's an alpha, what else could someone so bold and beautiful be? But the silvery collection of circular scars across his shoulder blades tell a different story and perhaps explains why he absolutely hates alphas.
But what happens when these two paths cross and a heat explodes in them both that hauntingly lingers when they part?
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- Part 1 of My Exploration of the ABO Genre
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As the human race finally ends a centuries long war, Lieutenant Colonel Levi Ackerman expects to spend his remaining days with his men cleaning up the battlefields and then eventually work towards keeping the peace they fought so hard for. What he does not expect is to receive a letter summoning him back to the Kingdom of Sina & to a home he's never known. Now the Lord of Ackermanshire, Levi is thrown into a world filled with the Wild Kin--begins that belong in story books. And what the bloody hell is this about him being an alpha?
As the last surviving member of Clan Jaeger, Eren will do everything in his power to keep the Wild Kin of Ackermanshire safe, even if that means disguising himself as a human woman to hide from the draft. The human's war is over now, but that means very little to him. His territory is still in danger from the surrounding clans and on top of it all, they now have a new Lord Ackerman--& why does this human smell so deliciously like an alpha?
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- Part 2 of My Exploration of the ABO Genre
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Plot Bunny Farm Escapees!! by CountingWithStraws
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Iron Man (Movies), Loki (Marvel Comics), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Norse Religion & Lore, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Jul 2024
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Any story that I've created plotting bunnies for.
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My Exploration of the ABO Genre by CountingWithStraws
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Aug 2023
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An exploration of the themes and tropes within the ABO genre, typically those centered around the definition of gender in terms of what defines and differentiates an alpha and an omega. Basically, I don't entirely play by the stereotypical rules.
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- 298,269
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An exploration or redefinition of gender, gender identity, &/or gender norms without the ABO overlay.
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The tattered memory of Tom Riddle sat on the porch of number four Privet Drive, pressing desperately into the horcrux housed in Harry Potter’s forehead.
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In which Harry Potter is unceremoniously thrust back in time and forced to deal with Voldemort whining inside his head. At least Death had the decency to apologize.
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- Part 1 of The Fanciful Providence of Death
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31 Jan 2026
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Post-anime AU. Fast-forward one year and a half, Bon and the other exwires finally return to the newly reopened True Cross Academy, only to find that Rin has dropped out of Cram school and moved away from his brother, in the neutral zone between Gehenna and Assiah - the ‘Middle Strip’. While Bon searches for answers nobody is willing to provide, he’s also saddled with a secret mission and Shura is confident that her favorite student can help. If he can be fixed, that is. Dark themes. I don’t own BE.
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30 Jan 2026
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When Luna leaves for a year for an internship in America Harry is in need of a new babysitter. That's where Draco Malfoy comes who is now a redeemed death eater, veela, and highly recommended nanny. Life only gets crazier for Harry when a new case comes to the Auror department and the Daily Prophet is printing everything that harry does. Life is never simple for Harry Potter.
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- Part 1 of Nothing Stays the Same
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- English
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- 11/11
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26 Dec 2025
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The Scent of Vanilla by hicdraconus for quackquackcey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Aug 2024
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“Harry, how did it go?” Hermione pauses, her brown eyes widening at the cup of coffee. “That bad?”
“Yes, they were all hopeless. I appreciate your list though. Not one of them smelled like they had baked in the past few months. You know, how you can smell it on a person,” He rambles, barely raising his head from the table.
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Hermione widens her eyes, looking at the slender man, smartly dressed with somehow sharp and soft features. She looks at Ron, He will be the person he hires. The man is his type and reaks of vanilla. Oh lord, Ron. We are in deep shit, or Harry is. Harry toys with the pen and sips on his coffee. He looks up as he hears the clicking halfway down the street, and when the man walks through the door he has to catch his breath.
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25 Dec 2025
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The plan was the same as all of Draco’s previous missions. Head to the location, search for clues, collect the target, then let the galleons roll in.
What the plan didn't involve?
Getting stranded on an isolated island inhabited by someone who’s been missing from England for the past ten years. His former nemesis — the Boy Who Lived To Be A Moody Recluse.
Who Also Happens To Be Distractingly, Incredibly Fit.
Who Also Still Hates Draco's Guts.
It’s too bad Potter has the personality of a Blast-Ended Skrewt on a bad day, or that they likely won't make it a week before killing each other, because being stuck with nothing but Potter for company is starting to make Draco think of far more pleasurable things they could do to pass the time.
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25 Dec 2025