CountingWithStraws



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  1. Summary

    Any story that I've created plotting bunnies for.

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  2. Summary

    An exploration of the themes and tropes within the ABO genre, typically those centered around the definition of gender in terms of what defines and differentiates an alpha and an omega. Basically, I don't entirely play by the stereotypical rules.

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  3. Summary

    An exploration or redefinition of gender, gender identity, &/or gender norms without the ABO overlay.

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    The tattered memory of Tom Riddle sat on the porch of number four Privet Drive, pressing desperately into the horcrux housed in Harry Potter’s forehead.

    or

    In which Harry Potter is unceremoniously thrust back in time and forced to deal with Voldemort whining inside his head. At least Death had the decency to apologize.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Post-anime AU. Fast-forward one year and a half, Bon and the other exwires finally return to the newly reopened True Cross Academy, only to find that Rin has dropped out of Cram school and moved away from his brother, in the neutral zone between Gehenna and Assiah - the ‘Middle Strip’. While Bon searches for answers nobody is willing to provide, he’s also saddled with a secret mission and Shura is confident that her favorite student can help. If he can be fixed, that is. Dark themes. I don’t own BE.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    When Luna leaves for a year for an internship in America Harry is in need of a new babysitter. That's where Draco Malfoy comes who is now a redeemed death eater, veela, and highly recommended nanny. Life only gets crazier for Harry when a new case comes to the Auror department and the Daily Prophet is printing everything that harry does. Life is never simple for Harry Potter.

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    11/11
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    26 Dec 2025

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    “Harry, how did it go?” Hermione pauses, her brown eyes widening at the cup of coffee. “That bad?”

    “Yes, they were all hopeless. I appreciate your list though. Not one of them smelled like they had baked in the past few months. You know, how you can smell it on a person,” He rambles, barely raising his head from the table.

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    Hermione widens her eyes, looking at the slender man, smartly dressed with somehow sharp and soft features. She looks at Ron, He will be the person he hires. The man is his type and reaks of vanilla. Oh lord, Ron. We are in deep shit, or Harry is. Harry toys with the pen and sips on his coffee. He looks up as he hears the clicking halfway down the street, and when the man walks through the door he has to catch his breath.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    The plan was the same as all of Draco’s previous missions. Head to the location, search for clues, collect the target, then let the galleons roll in.

    What the plan didn't involve?

    Getting stranded on an isolated island inhabited by someone who’s been missing from England for the past ten years. His former nemesis — the Boy Who Lived To Be A Moody Recluse.

    Who Also Happens To Be Distractingly, Incredibly Fit.

    Who Also Still Hates Draco's Guts.

    It’s too bad Potter has the personality of a Blast-Ended Skrewt on a bad day, or that they likely won't make it a week before killing each other, because being stuck with nothing but Potter for company is starting to make Draco think of far more pleasurable things they could do to pass the time.

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    25 Dec 2025