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    His line of reasoning was simple. Teru was very smart and got the highest grades in all subjects. Someone as intelligent as him must enjoy learning, because why wouldn’t it be nice to know a lot? Especially while they were still students. The way he had been interested in Mob’s axolotl talk was plain proof. Besides that, Teru was so glad to help with his assignments. It’d be fantastic to show him that not only his efforts to make Mob understand were appreciated, but also that Mob too had a lot to teach him. Hence, there was no doubt that telling lots of facts would make Teru like him more.

     

    Though ‘like’ was a frightening way to put it.

     

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    Mob thinks telling Teru fun facts is a flawless strategy to impress him. His intentions, however, are not really understood.

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    10 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    Picking at his dinner, Mitsuki lets his father's rage roll over him, and begins making quiet plans in his head. Just as talking about piercings hadn't been enough, he's aware that he'll probably need to take this a huge step further to really make an impact.

    He needs to find himself a boyfriend.

    After a particularly difficult family dinner, Kiryuu realises that if he wants to keep drawing his father's attention to himself, he's going to need a boyfriend.

    Meanwhile, Sakura finds himself suddenly needing a new place to live - and is willing to make a deal for it.

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    29 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    So:

     
    “For the love of— Theresia!” Subaru groans. “Your grandson is TWELVE!”

     
    She blinks at him “Subaru, you're ten.”

     
    “Told him that earlier.” Todd scoffs.

     

    Years later:

    “... you're treating me like a kid again.”

    “Hm?” Subaru's ears perks, his tail waving slowly behind him. “Little red, your poor heart is already doing more than enough exercise when I tease you lightly like this,” he tilts his head, batting his eyelashes, moving his free hand over to Reinhard's chest, his index drawing shapes around the area, his touch making Reinhard squirm. “Can you really handle it if I treat you like an adult?”

     

    Also Subaru: “Iamagoodperson.Iamalawabidingcitizen.Iamanupstandingcivilian.Iamagoodson.Iamagoodmanager. Iamagoodperson.”

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Somewhere along the line, Julius lost half himself, entrusted what was left of that self to Subaru, proceeded to take what was essentially a year-long sabbatical from the knight’s order excused via being forgotten by everyone he knows and loves, and somehow expected to be able to pick all the pieces back up and form himself again.

    Whoever that him is supposed to be, now.

    Or, Julius falls out of line, falls apart, and falls unforgivably in love.

    Not necessarily in that order.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Subaru knows. He's the villain, and Mr. Redhead's the Hero.

    That, and the fact that he's pretty much dead.

    Times like these, his mind should be on overdrive, cooking up ways to clear the hurdle.

    But it doesn't. It's dead silent.

    And so, he does what he does when his thinking skills fail him.

    He throws reason to the incinerator and crushes logic with a sledgehammer. Next, he shoves instinct into the cockpit and lets his body move on autopilot.

    Read: he takes the Sword Saint's left hand with his right, gets down on one knee, and says: "Then will you marry me" more as a statement than a question.

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    04 Dec 2025