CuspOfWank
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The day after his infamous victory at the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter disappears without a trace.
When the rest of the world gives up their search, Hermione Granger, an up-and-coming investigative journalist, is determined to do what they couldn’t: find him.
After years of searching, she finally stumbles upon a clue that might just lead her to her best friend. She is determined to journey across Europe to solve the mystery and, naturally, write about it along the way. But when her intolerable co-worker Draco Malfoy is also assigned to the case, she must learn to set aside old grudges and accept their dysfunctional partnership in order to bring Harry home again.
A slow-burn enemies to lovers fic with mystery, adventure, and our two favorite idiots in love.
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05 Mar 2026
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“I need you to have sex with me.”
Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”
Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”
His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.
“Yes, practice.”
“At sex.”
“At sex.”
“And you came to me why?”
“Because what else are we going to do here this month?”
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- Part 1 of call it what you want
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23 Feb 2026
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Pansy Parkinson wakes in St. Mungo's unable to remember something important.
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20 Feb 2026
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I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2021
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"I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question."
"Obviously."
“But if I did—"
His brow furrows. "Would you?"- Language:
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20 Feb 2026
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"Sweat trickled down his neck and into his collar, discolouring the pristine starch of his robes. His dragon-hide boots were planted firmly against the floor; he hoped their weight might anchor him against the sudden jolt careening to overtake him. Candelabras scintillated upward toward the chandelier, and Draco kept nodding politely at whatever the hell it was Robards was saying as he sat at his assigned table in the centre of the banquet hall, surrounded by four other esteemed Ministry officials, doing his utmost to ignore the fact that Hermione Granger, his loathed school rival and current Auror partner, was currently under the table with her mouth around his cock."
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22 Jan 2026