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The Angriest Boner by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
15 May 2015
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Skulduggery knocks out Wreath and drags him home for some old-fashioned violent interrogation after he sees him skulking around after Valkyrie. Unfortunately, things don't quite go to plan...
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Each chapter is a fill for the skulduggery pleasant kink meme, with pairings, ratings, warning, spoiler level and the prompts posted at the beginning of each new piece. Ongoing, multipairing fics at a thousand or so words a pop.
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Everything's Coming Up Roses by Evren Rambunctious (DHume), JaneCrocker (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
22 Aug 2014
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Set a few months after LSODM, Darquesse and Valkyrie have a mental standoff for control of their body. Only one can win, but the outcome is uncertain...
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Wait for me, I'm coming with you by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
30 May 2014
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Because I am disgusting, I wrote songfic. Kind of! Inspired by the Hadestown album, here is my Orphic retelling of the end of the Last Stand of the Dead Men.
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- English
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- 1,014
- Chapters:
- 1/4
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 292
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The Best Canvas by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
21 Apr 2014
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Straight-up Sorrowscorn PWP, set sometime during China's Diablerie Days, when she and Eliza were CANONICALLY BANGING, DEREK HAS SAID SO. It's really porn-without-plot; no spoilers, just sex.
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The Judge's Tragedy by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
16 Apr 2014
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(complete) AU in which Valkyrie never forgave Skulduggery for being Lord Vile.
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That One Shitty Brideshead '''Homage''' by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
14 Mar 2014
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Skulduggery meets China Sorrows in a dusty old house she and her brother own one summer, whilst she is 'recuperating' from her time with the Church of the Faceless Ones with her excommunicated brother. Mevolent is on the rise; Bliss has gathered the best sorcerers of his generation to plan strategy. Unfortunately, Miss Sorrows, the reluctant guest, can be very distracting...
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Champagne and Subway by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
20 Jan 2014
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First date fic, set in a world where LSODM never happened, la-la-la-Valkyrie-is-definitely-legal-and-everything-is-happy.
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Old-As-Balls Sorcerer Gossip Club, Christmas Edition by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
22 Dec 2013
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Written for the mistletoe tropefest set up by the Skeleton Committee, set in a 'LSODM never happened hahahahah' AU.
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Ghastly Bespoke, Wedding Planner from Hell by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
13 Jun 2013
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Written for Valduggery Week, 'Wedding' Prompt.
(In the AU where Skulduggery gives a damn about the Done Thing.)Series
- Part 2 of Valduggery Oneshots
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Works of the Flesh by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
13 Jun 2013
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First time writing ””NSFW”” fic, written for Valduggery Week's 'Flesh' prompt. I’m so sorry. Unabashed PWP. 1k of first time ‘phalangesing’, if you’ll excuse the pun. (I’m sorry.)
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- Part 1 of Valduggery Oneshots
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Intensive Haxxor Babe 101 by JaneCrocker (DHume) for louisthestrongman
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Dec 2012
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Set in the soon-to-be-jossed-future where Calliope and the alpha kids have met up and get to hang out.
'Roxy attempts to teach Calliope the secrets of her superior hacking skills. This involves getting up close and personal, excessive hand touching, and one very flustered cherub. One thing eventually leads to another, and no one learns anything.' -
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- Part 1 of Flaming Darkly
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Eliza and Scorn have a little shared history, as it were.
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- Part 2 of Young Courtiers
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When China was young and arrogant- or before she lost her stupidity and faith.
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- Part 1 of Young Courtiers
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A Perfect Kind of Limbo by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
23 Jan 2012
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A oneshot set in the Flaming Darkly canon before the events of Raising heck. "Skul and Val skive work/life and watch bad movies instead." Senselessly domestic fluff, or as fluffy as those two will ever get. Concieved during a discussion with mooncactus.
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- Part 2 of Flaming Darkly
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Prompted by a friend, in which "Dirk and Roxy are lovesick teens who want their best friends and commiserate whilst Roxy watches reruns of Harry Potter and Dirk repairs his smuppets".
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Two brain cavities are better than one by Evren Rambunctious (DHume)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
03 Jan 2012
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Skulduggery’s skull resided in Baker Street 221B for while before it was stolen and eventually made its way along to Valkryie and Tanith, to be returned to the Skeleton Detective himself.
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John always was the only one who could lie to Sherlock.
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Sherlock went to ballet school when he was younger.