D_Tofu
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Today should be good. The weather looks nice. He has plans with family that night. And there’s the subtle perfume of wonderful burni- oh my god. Someone set something on fire.
*A lot of pancakes were harmed during the making of this fic.
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FORMERLY NAMED: If a Cat Falls in the Forest, Does it Make a Moan?
It wasn’t supposed to be like this. It was just supposed to be a simple recon mission. All they had to do was go into the Daibazaal forest and take a survey of all the different plants. Write everything you see in the giant ancient book. Make sure to count all of the trees and weird squiggly plants you come upon. It’s incredibly straightforward.
But nothing is ever straightforward when it comes to Keith and Lance.
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Lance gets into some cat sex pollen and Keith suffers the consequences.
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For day two of Kinkance week 2018.
Arus' Wintery Wonderland. The best carnival to ever grace the town. Green goo and great games. It even has a feature game: Sharpshooter's Roundup!
Bets are made. Lance knows he's going to win. Ryan doesn’t know it yet, but he’s going down hard. He never misses his shot. (Ryan knows he’s going to lose, like he knows that Lance is a champion archer. But he has a plan.)
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October 15, 2017: The Worst and Best 8:30 AM Decision by D_Tofu
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
15 Oct 2018
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For day one of Kinkance week 2018.
Signing up for an 8:30 AM class in advanced math was the worst decision. But on October 15, 2017, Lance McClain woke up a full three hours before his 8:30 AM class to prepare himself for the whirlwind of emotions that comes with asking Ryan Kinkade out. (Disclaimer: It's the best decision he's ever made.)
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I Can Hear You (and Our Neighbors Probably Can too) by D_Tofu
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
23 Sep 2018
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If you told Lance two years ago that Keith was a late presenter, he would laugh because no one presents that late.
But Keith did...
If you told Lance two years ago that his crush on Keith would only grow bigger with time, he would laugh because his tiny crush would leave as soon as Keith left.
But it was never tiny to begin with...
If you told Lance two years ago that he would be listening to Keith fuck someone into his mattress in the middle of the night, he would have a found an apartment with much thicker walls.
But the walls here are thinner than paper and Lance couldn't see the damn future...
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- Part 1 of Thin Walls
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No Matter When, I'll Always Love You (A College AU for Kinkance Week 2018) by D_Tofu
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
17 Oct 2018
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Second First Time by Domoz
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2025
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[Spoilers for Cang Qiong Mountain Chronicles Extras]
Obviously Mobei-jun would be upset at what seems like Qinghua running away again. He'll just have to make it up to him the way he usually does! Just with a body that's never done these things before.
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06 Nov 2025
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Jason Todd vs. The AO3 Curse by GalaxyOwl13
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
23 Jan 2025
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Jason Todd's life from 11 to 20, told through the AO3 author's notes on his classic literature fanfiction.
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27 Oct 2025
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like drowning by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Apr 2025
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“I’m here to ask for your help!” Satoru proclaims with a grin.
“My help with what?”
“You know – pregnancy. Getting knocked up. Baby-making. The birds and the bees, do I have to say it in any other way too?” He made a face, nose scrunching up before looking at Suguru with overly big eyes, all fake innocence and sweetness and specifically, on purpose and asking, “Suguru, do you wanna make a baby with me?”
Damn.
His head kinda blue-screened at that for a second.
[Repost]
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12 May 2025
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Based but Not Flared by Cornbro
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2024
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“Do you have a foreign object stuck in your rectum?” Mobei Jun said, his voice professional and cold. Hearing it like that, it somehow sounded even worse. Was he really that easy to see through? Okay, so the hypothetical scenario maybe wasn’t so hypothetical at all, and maybe it was obvious by his flushed and debauched state. But please, good sir, don’t call him out like this!
“No…” Shang Qinghua lied.
Or: Shang Qinghua learns the importance of a flared base (and he gets railed).
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06 Mar 2025
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Let Me Hit by ReinaaSmol
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Feb 2025
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"Let me hit."
Every year, Katsuki would casually drop the line, and every year, Izuku would get flustered and refuse—until now.
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06 Mar 2025