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    [Ilya skates up to Shane and puts his glove up over his mouth.]

    Shane: Are we changing the play?

    Ilya: No I just want to freak the other team out

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    Written Transcript of a Centaurs game in the future where Ilya Rozanov is mic'ed up

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    13 Feb 2026

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Scott: I’ve been getting asked if it’s me. I considered denying but if we all deny and one person doesn’t, that sort of gives their identity away and I’m not sure they want that.
    Ilya: Everyone thinks is me. My agent asked if I want to comment too
    Scott: Wait, it's not you?
    Ilya: Maybe 🤔 Or maybe not 🤪
    Eric: What?

    Or: When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    FINALLY. JUSTICE FOR TROY.

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    Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.

    Featuring: email threads, the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, and Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    This is basically an original novel. To me.

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    Because life was super fucking weird sometimes, Luca Haas was sitting on the floor of Ilya Rozanov’s house, drunk off his ass and desperately trying not to let it show.

    Luckily, he wasn’t the only one. Shane Hollander – the Shane Hollander, three-time Stanley Cup winner and Rookie of the Year and Prince of Hockey in general – was currently plastered, perched happily on Ilya’s lap. Shane might have been even more wasted than Luca was right now. Which was really saying something.

    Not for the first time, Luca wondered, How the fuck did I end up here?

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    09 Feb 2026

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    get it luca