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Steph and Lonnie are on the run, and someone has just broken into their safehouse. They're still learning to trust each other, and now they have to trust a homeless girl who fights eerily well
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- Part 2 of DFJSV-verse
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Every Heart Is A Revolutionary Cell [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou, DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei | The Edukators (2004), Batman (Comics)
30 Dec 2025
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Stephanie Brown and Lonnie Machin terrorise Gotham's elite as the anonymous 'Edukators'. When they are seen by the originator of Steph's debts, they have to take drastic action
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- Part 1 of DFJSV-verse podfics
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- English
- Words:
- 5
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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- 16
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Each Time That Thunder In Your Lungs Begins To Rumble At The World by DeathCannotKillYou
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
26 Nov 2025
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The thing Bruce Wayne won’t tell you is that he also died when he was eight years old.
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We Lit The Fire And It's Burning Bright by DeathCannotKillYou
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
10 Nov 2025
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A book, once opened, can never properly be closed.
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Das Gruseligste Gefühl [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
18 Sep 2025
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Steph and Lonnie are on the run, and someone has just broken into their safehouse. They're still learning to trust each other, and now they have to trust a homeless girl who fights eerily well
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 36
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Every Heart is a Revolutionary Cell by DeathCannotKillYou
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei | The Edukators (2004)
30 Aug 2025
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Stephanie Brown and Lonnie Machin terrorise Gotham's elite as the anonymous 'Edukators'. When they are seen by the originator of Steph's debts, they have to take drastic action
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- Part 1 of DFJSV-verse
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Debrief [Backwards Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
04 May 2025
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Good feel doesn't it. Draper Alvin as undercover goes Tim.
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Worse and worse and worse all it's. Solidity blunt Alvin's, voice deep Alvin's, stubble Alvin's -
[Podfic] Legacies by BubblesKat, Ceewelsh, DeathCannotKillYou, Elle_dubs (avril_o), korechthonia, megab (dancingismusicmadevisible), ShakespeareStoleMyURL, with (PopcornFairy28)
Fandoms: Leverage
03 May 2025
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[Podfic]
Parker's a little bored between jobs. -
There Is Candle Wax Melting In My Veins [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
03 Apr 2025
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Claudia dies burning
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- English
- Words:
- 8
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 88
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There Is Candle Wax Melting In My Veins by DeathCannotKillYou
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Apr 2025
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Claudia dies burning
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What Do You Want Paul? [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
28 Feb 2025
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Paul just wants to want what he should want
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Paul learns to want things. Unfortunately this does not end well for him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 64
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What Do You Want Paul? by DeathCannotKillYou
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
25 Feb 2025
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Paul just wants to want what he should want
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Paul learns to want things. Unfortunately this does not end well for him.
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(The World Don't Need) Another Hopeless Cause [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
18 Jan 2025
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John's body disappates into something like TV static and he makes his second choice of protagonist.
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General McNamara likes to tell stories; it's a pity that they never end well
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- English
- Words:
- 7
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 45
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(The World Don't Need) Another Hopeless Cause by DeathCannotKillYou
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
15 Jan 2025
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John's body disappates into something like TV static and he makes his second choice of protagonist.
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General McNamara likes to tell stories; it's a pity that they never end well
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Poor Boy (You're Bound to Die) [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
15 Dec 2024
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“Pretty airtight, this one,” says the lead detective. “Most likely he’ll get the death penalty, I’d say.”
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Dick Grayson gets someone arrested in a death penalty state and he doesn't know what he's going to do about that.
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- Part 6 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 61
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Fatted Calf [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
12 Dec 2024
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You’d think, after all these fucking years of loyalty to Bruce, all these years of loyalty to Batman, he would get something from it.
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Dick and Batman and being worthy
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Community Transmission [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
11 Dec 2024
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It’s not the clench. It hasn’t been the clench for the past twenty nights.
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Tim's been cured of the clench. He doesn't feel much better
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- Part 5 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
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These Noble Creatures [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
10 Dec 2024
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A sparrow hits Tim in the head on patrol. Things spiral from there
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- Part 4 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
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Alvin's stubble. Alvin's deep voice. Alvin's blunt solidity. It's all worse and worse and worse.
Tim goes undercover as Alvin Draper. It doesn't feel good
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- Part 3 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
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A clean conscience (and all its blisses) [podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
22 Nov 2024
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He isn’t technically lying to his dad
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Darla Aquista never kisses Tim, and Steph has an idea
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- Part 2 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 167